G.I. Joe Classified Series

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That would have been a cool character to add to Clash of The Titans, Perseus's manwhore buddy whose catchphrase is "I'll fuck anything that moves". After seeing him gleefully get on whatever dirty passaround they encounter in Athens, they eventually encounter the giant scorpions and he gets that "challenge accepted" look in his eye.
 
Ru1977 said:
That would have been a cool character to add to Clash of The Titans, Perseus's manwhore buddy whose catchphrase is "I'll fuck anything that moves". After seeing him gleefully get on whatever dirty passaround they encounter in Athens, they eventually encounter the giant scorpions and he gets that "challenge accepted" look in his eye.
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I mean....judging by the actual Greek myths CotT is based on, that could basically be Perseus's dad! Zeus pretty much nailed anything with a hole!
 
Barely bringing it back to classified - got Pythona yesterday. Fantastic work as always by the team. Two... design questions? I guess? One: she's stacked with weird bio-weapons and I wish she came with one of those partially opened hands (I think of them as claw hands but y'know, open but fingers curled) without a secondary effect already on them (like the smoke hand) so she could hold some of that weird suggestive stuff she comes with.

Also, her armored toes throw me off. I think the cartoon she had stockinged feet, not sure if visible bare-but-covered feet were a design fro the comics or whatever, but just seems like an odd paint choice. overall though, AMAZING figure.

Oh, and my perpetual wish that the nubbin for the pony tail was just a little more secure, but I feel like that's the case with every figure I hvae with swappable pony tails or topknots.
 
docsilence said:
That doll is such a specific person's thing. I had no idea it was an actual Mattel offering, I saw it on socials and assumed it was a custom.
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One of my local friends IS that specific person. 😁

He sent the link last night and said "It's like the spookiest part of me collaborated with the absolute gayest part of me to cost me money."
He set an alarm to order it this morning.
 
Stopped at the local Walmart that has the Hasbro/Mattel display on my home from bringing some stuff to storage this afternoon & found 4 Desert Scorpions on the display. I grabbed 2 of them.
 
I hate all you stupid America people and your stupid easily-accessible Desert Scorpions. You're jerks.
 
docsilence said:
Also, her armored toes throw me off. I think the cartoon she had stockinged feet, not sure if visible bare-but-covered feet were a design fro the comics or whatever, but just seems like an odd paint choice. overall though, AMAZING figure.
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It's certainly leaning into her Cobra Commander/Void Rivals comic look with all the contemporary touches.
 
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