G.I. Joe Classified Series

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

I didn't realize that snails' rectums are atop their heads just inside the shell. Imagine starting your day with that on your mind after your cup of coffee.

 

[d2bruce]

Thanks a lot. I had finally gotten that bit of trivia out of my daily mental wanderings.

 

[Revox]

(No, "friends" is not code for me, bugs is a full-stop no, but I know too many people who would absolutely fuck a xenomorph if given the opportunity)

I mean…who could possibly resist this foxy so and so?

 

[DarthDre758]

 

[SalemCrow]

Not only do I remember that ad, I remember having several friends upon whom it had the opposite of its intended effect and sent them into a spiral of monsterfuckerry.

(No, "friends" is not code for me, bugs is a full-stop no, but I know too many people who would absolutely fuck a xenomorph if given the opportunity)

You mean, THIS doesn't do it for ypu?

 

[cmoney]

Yesterday I saw Law and Order on the Target Bullseye Deals eBay page for $22 but it was already out of stock when I clicked over to it.

 

[NORM]

Man, I'm happy to pay full price for a figure I've been wanting and fully enjoy now that I have it. But getting it on sale would have definitely increased my enjoyment.

 

[TENIME]

Dafuq is going on in here!?

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[Justice]

I just got the dumbest response I've ever gotten in a customer service email from Hasbro Pulse. I placed a pretty big order from Pulse a few days ago, including 2 of the police officers. I love using Affirm's no interest pay in 4 for big figure purchases so I did with this one. They shipped everything but the police officers, which were 100% in stock when I ordered and still are. So I emailed today to ask what the issue was. Guy says that they had multiple waves of preorder for this item and that when I placed the order it was scheduled to ship around Dec 1st. He says I can cancel if I don't want to wait and then reorder the item.

What the hell... so because (allegedly) it was a preorder for December 1st when I ordered, they are just going to hold them until December 1st and ship them to me? Even though they are in stock now? I can't even begin to wrap my mind around this. I don't even know how that will work with Affirm pay in 4. I think Hasbro has to finalize the order to start the payments on their end.

Emailed him back and asked for clarification. He told me the exact same thing so I asked if he would please escalate to a supervisor. Got a response from a supervisor quickly that the order had been released to ship.

 

[Ru1977]

Awesome. I can't imagine being in that situation and not just exasperatedly repeating "But this is dumb!" over and over.

 

[docsilence]

You mean, THIS doesn't do it for ypu?

That doll is such a specific person's thing. I had no idea it was an actual Mattel offering, I saw it on socials and assumed it was a custom.

 

[Neal]

The Joe Version of the Combat Shitter arrived today.

That's one well-armed outhouse.

 

[Chooch555]

How do we protect our shitter?

Both options for how we arm our jeeps should do.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

The Joe Version of the Combat Shitter arrived today.

That's one well-armed outhouse.

You don’t really wa t to be caught with your pants down at a time like that.

 

[altcunningham]

How do we protect our shitter?

A big barbed tail definitely ain't doing it with Ru around.