RichardSimmonsRobot
Pensive
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- May 25, 2025
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I didn't realize that snails' rectums are atop their heads just inside the shell. Imagine starting your day with that on your mind after your cup of coffee.
I mean…who could possibly resist this foxy so and so?(No, "friends" is not code for me, bugs is a full-stop no, but I know too many people who would absolutely fuck a xenomorph if given the opportunity)
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You mean, THIS doesn't do it for ypu?Not only do I remember that ad, I remember having several friends upon whom it had the opposite of its intended effect and sent them into a spiral of monsterfuckerry.
(No, "friends" is not code for me, bugs is a full-stop no, but I know too many people who would absolutely fuck a xenomorph if given the opportunity)