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altcunningham said:
I don't remember this at all, but now I need to customise Rachel Leigh Cook with a frying pan.

Which maybe involved the same drugs you were on when you hallucinated this ad.
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I WISH I hallucinated. I did an image search but couldn't find the scorpion one. Just one of a massie tarantula helping themself to a lady's box lunch.
 

French AIDS Campaign: Unprotected Sex Is Like Sleeping With A Scorpion

According to this new French AIDS awareness campaign, having unprotected sex is like having a gigantic slavering arachnid perform cunnilingus on you, or mounting a spread-eagled scorpion in the missionary position, its poison-dripping tail wildly thrashing about in the throes of its ecstasy...
www.wired.com www.wired.com

Wicky wicky wild.
 
That's right. I was clean and respectable but now look at me. Also, I was looking up some Scorpion anatomy while preparing for my last post, and learned their anus is by the 'bulbous stinger' at the end of the tail. Knocking on the backdoor could be deadly...
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Not only do I remember that ad, I remember having several friends upon whom it had the opposite of its intended effect and sent them into a spiral of monsterfuckerry.

(No, "friends" is not code for me, bugs is a full-stop no, but I know too many people who would absolutely fuck a xenomorph if given the opportunity)
 
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