altcunningham
Laura Rings Enthusiast
When will then be now?
...are you good?When will then be now?
Spaceballs, man, come on....are you good?
Is it me? Do you need me to call someone?
Brother, it's been probably two decades since I've watched it.Spaceballs, man, come on.
Well to quote Jonah Hex, My heart's all a flutter.Brother, it's been probably two decades since I've watched it.
Yeesh, I was genuinely concerned for you for a second there.
I have a really great response to this but it requires you seeing the movie.True story. I was a very sheltered little boy and my friend Chris came over for a sleepover in 5th grade and brought a Spaceballs VHS and my mother said it didn't sound appropriate to her and I still haven't to this day seen Spaceballs.
Ok. I'll watch it soon and get back with you and then you can respond. How about that.I have a really great response to this but it requires you seeing the movie.
Ugh.
You know, looking at my collection, if you really wanted a classic looking Krampus, The Howling werewolf would probably be a pretty good place to start, if you could handle him being a bit overly tall. Throw on some hooves, a tail & find a new head & it would fit the bill nicely.I zoomed in and broke out my readers...I can see it now. Damn though...it's really hard to see!
Yeah, the 4H figures are probably the best, but they have a lot of armor that I don't associate with Krampus. The Fresh Monkey Fiction ones are okay...the two Santa suited variants aren't really my minds-eye of Krampus, but the "Nasty Krampus" is a bit better. I don't mind the booted feet, since some Krampus players in Alpine countries just use boots instead of hooves. Technically, you could have a Krampus with either two human-style feet, two hooves, or one foot and one hoof, since all are valid depictions. In my mind, since a Krampus is a type of creature, not a singular being, having some variety in the bodies and limbs is acceptable.
Still, I would really love to see a 1:12 or 1:10 figure that skewed more towards the traditional Alpine beast look. Big, shaggy, horned monster with a few chains and a basket. No armor, or even clothing, is really needed. I know John St. John originally planned to have a Krampus in his Creatureplica line, and if it was based on some of the statues he did, it would have been fantastic. With the Krampus tradition getting more and more known in the US (even if there are LOTS of misconceptions about it), I have to think we'll eventually see some toy company do a truly cool, traditional Krampus.
Hey, I had to really zoom in on that picture, and put my reading glasses on, to even remotely see it. I can imagine if I had the actual figure in hand that I'd be breaking out a magnifying glass to see it. Getting old sucks.