Funny, unrelated, but related...
I got into it one time with a guy on Facebook years ago over something goofy. I can't even remember exactly what it was, but his aunt had done something stupid in our town, I called it out, and he came into the discussion to come after me for calling it out.
At the end of the spat, he says something to the affect of "Get off of Facebook and go spend time with your ugly wife".
I said, "First of all, my wife is a beautiful woman, and I know you're just saying that to get under my skin--especially when I can see the pictures of *your* girlfriend. Secondly, my wife has nothing to do with this. Say what you want about me, but do not talk about my wife".
He deleted that post fairly shortly after.
But I vowed that day that if I ever see that guy, since it was a local Facebook page and I knew he had to be nearby, it was on sight.
Lo and behold, over the summer, I took on a gig working for my city. Who was the first person they pair me up with? My old buddy who called my wife ugly--now my co-worker.
I texted my wife immediately to tell her that she might have to get some bail money ready, who in turn, literally begged me not to do anything.
But he and I got to talking--talking about life, our families, etc. As the conversation progressed, we moved on to online trolls, people talking tough on Facebook, etc. And I began to regale him with this story of the time this kid called my wife ugly. I never once break eye contact with him, just burning a hole through him.
I see the realization hit his face, and the color just drain from it. He was a big boy, too. A gym bro. I didn't know if I could truly do any damage to him, honestly.
But that's my wife. And I'm not a little guy, myself. And just letting him know that I knew who he was was intimidation in and of itself. I know *I* would shit myself. Lol. That I didn't bark loud, but just spent the whole morning bullshitting and then casually sliding in that little morsel...
...who wouldn't have that "Oh, fuck" moment?
Wouldn't ya know it? Just an overbearingly sweetheart of a guy to me from there on out until I realized the job wasn't for me and left. Funny, that.