Just listed a piece of furniture on Marketplace - I hate Marketplace and I hate that I can't anonymize myself at all. But, it's too heavy to ship and I'm ready for it to be gone.
Four minutes later I get a message "Hello, is this still available?" It's literally FOUR minutes later.
Yes.
"Do you have the bench?"
Does it say the bench is included?
"I didn’t say anything about included. Do you have it for sale"
Thanks to this thread, I'm laughing about this. I just responded If it's not listed for sale what makes you think I have it for sale?
Just to see what the next illogical thought might be.