Listed my MK figures (I'm out) as a lot for less than retail. Sale, pick up, no trades.
"Any interest in trades? I live an hour away, we could meet halfway."
Look. Move along.
New buyer: "I can be there in twenty minutes, is cash okay?"
Sell it. Close it.
First guy messages me hours later:
"I sent you an offer and you read it. You left me on seen??? And it's sold now???"
I could not help myself, and told him, "That is all true. However, as my listing was for sale and you offered me a trade, and my listing was for pickup in this part of the city, and you said you lived elsewhere, it occurred to me that there was no point in responding to you because you come across lacking reading comprehension and it would be a waste of both of our times."
He hit me back with a homophobic slur.
I can't fight an unarmed man in a battle of wits, so I left that on read.