G.I. Joe Classified Series

Financial danger isn't the only kind of danger, Ru. What about the danger to the purity of your soul by constantly thinking about huge dicks, small dicks, double dicks, ENGORGED dicks. Engorged dicks, Ru. You don't think there's a danger in how you are constantly right now thinking about engorged dicks?




Engorged.
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I love the chaos of Pulse shipping. I have a package arriving today. It might be Monkeywrench, but he was supposed to be DHL, but did DHL hand off the package to USPS? Is it the Star Wars figure who shipped two weeks after Monkeywrench? is it something I never got a shipping alert for? Who knows!

I'm complaining but honestly "mystery Hasbro package" might be the actual highlight of my day given how the world is going.
 
Just playing around with the hat from Slice&Dice, along with Night Force Falcon's legs on Ninja Force Storm Shadow. I think this look is neat, it's a little JOE, it's a little NF, kind of a "wandering samurai" getup. Might do a little repainting to bring it all together. Just waiting patiently for a proper NF Storm Shadow from Hasbro.

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Why did you have to bring up that 'Ninja Force' Storm Shadow? Why, vicious? Have I ever done anything so entirely cruel and thoughtless to you, that I deserve this kind of treatment?
 
Why did you have to bring up that 'Ninja Force' Storm Shadow? Why, vicious? Have I ever done anything so entirely cruel and thoughtless to you, that I deserve this kind of treatment?
Hey I'm over here trying to make lemonade out of a lemon :ROFLMAO:

Also, I'm gonna be "that guy" and say if you want more Ninja Force, buy the two-pack!
 
Financial danger isn't the only kind of danger, Ru. What about the danger to the purity of your soul by constantly thinking about huge dicks, small dicks, double dicks, ENGORGED dicks. Engorged dicks, Ru. You don't think there's a danger in how you are constantly right now thinking about engorged dicks?




Engorged.
You left out “diseased”.
 
Slice & Dice, Crystal Ball and Monkeywrench all showed up with 2 hours of each other. I now have a chest high pile of unopened classifieds, including the rattler that need to be opened.

3 months ago I wasnt happy with my display room so I started from scratch. Paint, new rug, got rid of the shelves and got all new glass display cases. Just as I was about to start setting up the cases, the wife says "Well since the oldest moved out, take his room and I'll use this room. So, everything has to come back down, everything out of the other room, paint, move in stuff in new room, move in her stuff in the old room, order another cabinet, start setting up new stuff. Get mad cuz I can't decide which version of Iron Man goes with the Avengers and which goes on the Iron Man Hall of Armor shelf for front. All while doing regular day to day stuff. Hoping to hit up Joe's by next week. But now my wife wants to redo the gameroom, so guess what's about to get put on hold again?
 
You may want to start invoicing her for all this painting. At least reenact an adult film or something. "I guess it's time to pop that paint can open again, if you know what I mean."
 
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