G.I. Joe Classified Series

[Damien]

action kayak

Oh, you mean WATER DICK?
You guys just can't stop.

 

[Spongyblue]

Is that what Kayaks are called? Water dicks? Stalker just tryna get his big black water dick wet like it's his job?

 

[Damien]

I don't see any other way to interpret it, really.

 

[Ru1977]

Then later you can take a ride on my action kayak.....yep, story checks out.

 

[Damien]

Told ya'.

 

[docsilence]

Is that what Kayaks are called? Water dicks? Stalker just tryna get his big black water dick wet like it's his job?

Thanks for making me verify what color plastic the original kayak was.

 

[Ashtalon]

I don’t think a figure has to be able to store every single accessory. Other than basic stuff, like a knife and sidearm. Deluxe figure sets like Slice & Dice come with extra stuff for variety. I don’t think it’s reasonable to expect them to carry around half a dozen weapons on them. They’d be jangling around causing a cacophony of sound.

My two SNAKEs are on the way. Well, one is shipped. The other has a label. Realistically, one should have been fine. Who knows, maybe they’ll shoot up in price should I decide to sell the one.

I don’t mind height variety in Classified. Leatherneck is a bit short. I don’t both Joe Marines to be huge. But damn, Mainframe is short. Guess it’s fine. He wouldn’t be getting too much attention from me. Maybe just thrown him in a passenger seat of a vehicle.

 

[DarthDre758]

I appreciate that it's not a standard kayak.

So he has the boat, the wee pontoon, and the heavy machine gun. I think that should work

The Wee Pontoon was my nickname in college.

 

[Chooch555]

SNAKE label created for me too! I'm excited.

 

[crosshair]

Found 60th Marine Sniper and Action Pilot (Halo Jumper) at Ross for $16.99 yesterday. I think this is the second time we've seen them show up at Ross (in addition to Ollies).

 

[Damien]

The Wee Pontoon was my nickname in college.

How many fucking colleges did you go to?

 

[DetectiveHoag]

How many fucking colleges did you go to?

He’s a career student.

 

[DarthDre758]

How many fucking colleges did you go to?

Better question is how many DIDN'T I go to.

 

[PantherCult]

The newest wave of GI Joe reaction has Pythona and Big Lob, both of whombwe know are imminent in Classified.

The wave also includes parka wearing 'Arctic' Snake Eyes - who I'm sure we will get in Classified within the year, once the Snow Cat is ready to ship.

The final figure of the wave is Iron Grenadier Destro.... so hopefully that is a clue that IG Destro will make his way to Classified in the not too distant future.

 

[docsilence]

Speaking of college, a friend from college just asked if he wants to go to an event where our most famous fellow theater geek is bartending for charity and I'm like: I am just petty enough I don't want to go see the one actor I did theater with who got insanely famous bartend, but you have fun.

The wave also includes parka wearing 'Arctic' Snake Eyes - who I'm sure we will get in Classified within the year, once the Snow Cat is ready to ship.

The final figure of the wave is Iron Grenadier Destro.... so hopefully that is a clue that IG Destro will make his way to Classified in the not too distant future.

These are both such easy buys for me if they add them to Classified. I feel like IG Destro is so many peoples' Destro, and desert SE was so well done I'd be all for arctic.