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I got one of those Jenna figures cheap and carved her up to be a horror movie victim. Cuts across her arms, legs and face, and a wound in her abdomen for a spear, axe or machete.
Exactly the kind of thing I would get these for!
 
I have to wonder where they're sold. Given that those are probably the least exciting thing in an adult store and have no "moving" anatomy.

"Wherever fine lubricants are sold" being the tag line.

I picture an adult Kevin McCallister shooting these in front of the laundry chute after he steals them and his brother's BB gun from his room.
 
I have to wonder where they're sold. Given that those are probably the least exciting thing in an adult store and have no "moving" anatomy.

"Wherever fine lubricants are sold" being the tag line.

I picture an adult Kevin McCallister shooting these in front of the laundry chute after he steals them and his brother's BB gun from his room.

If memory serves, I think FYE or Media Play sold them because they also sold the "actress's" other products that you could view. The only other place I believe was some online retailers.
 
Ask and ye shall receive
Some of those props are cool. That little stool that comes with the one. And the cat tree. That Matrix chair goes for so much, that stool is as neat.

The only pornstar product I have is a T-shirt that says Jenna Bush 04, A New Bush For the White House with a Warhol style portrait.

And once I wore a cardboard star for Halloween with the SFW faces of many young women of their field.
 
I knew the pornstar figures were produced by Sota under a different name, but Lost Collectibles wiki claims Sota used the funds from their sales to negotiate with Capcom. I thought the pornstar line started up during Sota's SF's run.

"Another reason the pornstar figures were so successful was because Angelina Jolie ended up finding out about them and with the release of Lara Croft: The Cradle of Life around the corner in 2003, she told Paramount's licensing studio that she wanted SOTA Toys to do the Tomb Raider figures made to conincide with movie. However, the actress and SOTA's interests greatly clashed with each other as Angelina was expecting a highly realistic statue depicting her while SOTA figured that since kids have potential interest with the movies based off the Tomb Raider games, they would want to have some articulation to go along with it, much to Angelina's chagrin over the prototype. Having earned enough return funds from both the adult film and Lara Croft figures, Jerry was able to renegotiate a deal with Capcom on producing some Street Fighter action figures which were first released in 2004 with high articulation and great success."

 
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