We have reached the Technological Singularity

Ru1977 said:
Huh. Is that what Grimace is? A large, sentient, purple mammary?
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I've seen memes that imply he is a sentient butt plug. It makes me wonder if Hamburgler smuggled him out of prison.
Ru1977 said:
Is "moving boobs" a weird thing to search for?
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Just don't do it at work unless you want to have an awkward conversation with HR.
Chooch555 said:
Wake me when they can make her ass clap.
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I think you've now come up with the next innovation in action figure articulation technology!
 
mrboshek said:
8TOYS 1/6 Steel Frame Platinum Silicone Fully Rubberized Movable Chest Body - "Moe"

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Product A ( I8-FB-002-A ) is a fully encapsulated platinum silicone body with patented movable breasts!
Product B ( I8-FB-002-B ) is a platinum silicone fully encapsulated non-movable chest body!


Main text :

A displaced figure ...

I am "Moe", a figure born in moonlight and ruler.

My creator spent countless late nights sketching my curves, stroke by stroke. My shoulders, my waist, all my lines, everything about me, all reflect the creator's obsession with me.

We originally agreed that I would officially meet this world in this spring when the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.

Until that day.

Fate had arranged for me to be lost unexpectedly. A betrayal of trust by Mao and Chong disturbed the trajectory of the data, messed up my coordinates, and caused a trace of my shadow to drift away, carrying my outline with it in the wrong direction.

The shadow replicates my appearance, but it's a replica with its soul ripped out. It bears my appearance, yet carries someone else's name, wandering in another story. And I, your true "Moe," am caught between reality and illusion, enduring a long wait.

Watching the shadow, I understood the chasm between “being” and “having.”

But I am still different.

The passion and soul of the original creator flow through me. The painstaking effort poured into countless revisions is a gene that can never be replicated. It can take away my appearance, but it cannot take away the light in the creator's eyes that night I was born. We cannot judge the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Now, the real me is about to appear before you.

I'm not some ghost hastily copied on an assembly line. I'm "Moe," a unique and original being. Please look for the one and only true me that will be released soon.

Because the real me comes from the soul and cannot be stolen.


It's me again. I didn't write any of that . It was from the company. No need to call the authorities.
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"Well, I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done. I no longer have any connection to this world, I'm gonna go home and kill myself." ~ Eric Cartman

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TheSameIdiot said:
why
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Same reason why there's an endless sea of scantily clad anime babes- because nerds.

Sadly, even I remember some of those names from when my dad thought there was a chance of me being straight. But you know I'm a gay ass nerd when I look at those figures and my first thought is "Oh, that accessory would be great for such-and-such figure." 😅
 
joshsquash729 said:
Same reason why there's an endless sea of scantily clad anime babes- because nerds.

Sadly, even I remember some of those names from when my dad thought there was a chance of me being straight. But you know I'm a gay ass nerd when I look at those figures and my first thought is "Oh, that accessory would be great for such-and-such figure." 😅
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Well, to be fair, I'm technically straight, as in I'm only attracted to the opposite sex, but even I look at those and think "that would be cool to put in this display"!
 
TheGillMan said:
Well, to be fair, I'm technically straight, as in I'm only attracted to the opposite sex, but even I look at those and think "that would be cool to put in this display"!
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I got one of those Jenna figures cheap and carved her up to be a horror movie victim. Cuts across her arms, legs and face, and a wound in her abdomen for a spear, axe or machete.
 
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