U.S. Politics

[SDcomics]

They're gonna buckle down HARD on trying to make 2026 midterms disappear after tonight.

Unfortunately you are correct. Agent Orange will ask his KKKcaucus in the House of Representatives to postpone the 2026 midterms, which under the Constitution they have the authority to do.

Bear in mind that at no time in this Country's history have elections ever been postponed or canceled. Never. Not for Two World Wars, not for a Civil War, not for a Great Depression, not for two world wide pandemics, not ever.

But he'll spew his idiotic and totally predictable bullshit about "how our country has never been in greater danger than it is now, and only I, your orange Jesus, can save you" and of course his cult will believe him.

MOST of his cult. The longer he sits on the Epstein files, the more he sheds followers.

2026 is going to be an interesting year. I hope democracy survives.

 

[SDcomics]

Jesus... what am I supposed to do?! I just... I mean... I guess I can come up with some new dick jokes.

Dick jokes are good.

But sooner or later @Damien is going to get tired of you making fun of his weiner.

Speaking of which, there are no mods online right now. Time to party!

 

[SDcomics]

 

[SDcomics]

Polls close in 15 minutes.

We have to win this election. We have to.

 

[SDcomics]

Democrat Jay Jones wins Virginia Attorney General Race

I dunno, but I think the American people are sending the Republican Party a very clear message.

The message is "Fuck you, you Orange sucking fascist pieces of shit!!!!!"

That's a message I can get down with.

 

[SDcomics]

Oh shit. A mod is here. Everyone hide the beer bottles.

Also, polls close on the west coast in 5 minutes.

Hold me.

 

[SDcomics]

Polls are closed!

The precincts will start reporting in now.

My nerves are so shot. I definitely picked the wrong week to quit sniffing old comic books.

 

[SDcomics]

And if you think I'm bad now, wait until the fucking midterms get here.

Assuming we have the midterms.

 

[Chooch555]

Redistricting in Cali a go.

https://apnews.com/live/2025-election-updates-news

 

[SDcomics]

Prop 50 passes in California

Jesus Christ.

We won.

A clean sweep of the four major elections. A very clear fuck you to the Republicans.

Imma go pass out now.

 

[Chooch555]

Here in Colorado two measures that were about giving tax money back to people making over $300K and one to raise taxes on people over $300K both to pay for free school lunches for all passed. In short: people would rather feed kids than give money to the rich. That's icing on the cake.

 

[jonaskane]

If you know how to get ketchup out of marble and gold leaf, you could make a fortune tomorrow.

 

[SDcomics]

Whatta night.

Thank you Virginia, New Jersey, Colorado, New York and California.

There are no words ... but thank you.

 

[SDcomics]

Blue Tsunami!!!!!

Clockwork Orange is probably gonna be up all night rage tweeting his old, sweaty, wrinkly orange ass off.

"Rigged!! This election was rigged at the highest level!! The Justice Department will investigate!!! We have proof this election was rigged!!!"

And of course he'll never show us this "proof" because there fucking isn't any.

Can someone please explain to me ... how did this goddamn idiot become President? How did we get here?

 

[JakeEkiss]

Clockwork Orange is probably gonna be up all night rage tweeting his old, sweaty, wrinkly orange ass off.

If we're lucky he'll rage overload and we'll wake up to more good news tomorrow.