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I kinda wish I was a fly on the wall for the beat-down, but also I think it would probably be very sad to watch two weak Nazi nerds slap-fight each other.
 
Like this?
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Like this?
Yep, just like that. 🤣

Yet another reason why I can’t help but gut-laugh that these MAGA clowns sell themselves as “tough guys” and “strong men”.

Like show me ONE guy in MAGA who is even remotely intimidating. Just one.

. . . but you can’t, because part of the cult’s brand is trucking out absolutely ridiculous examples of “manhood” and then shrieking “THIS IS PEAK MASCULINITY AND YOU WILL BE DOMINATED!!”

And then I laugh really, really hard.
 
Himmler and Goering grappling like drunken seals.

If there’s any work of art that reflects this presidency it would probably be Armando Iannucci’s “Death of Stalin”. Now we just need our Stalin to die.
 
Yeah, it’s a “yes, and” in regards to the shame and also the the delusional thinking.

I’ve always said that Trump is not actually a fantasy about being awesome, rather Trump is a fantasy about being completely failed and pathetic and STILL being worshipped and getting what you want. That’s the real draw: these gross dudes can still be gross dudes and aspire to “greatness”. No personal or professional growth required.
 
Yep, just like that. 🤣

Yet another reason why I can’t help but gut-laugh that these MAGA clowns sell themselves as “tough guys” and “strong men”.

Like show me ONE guy in MAGA who is even remotely intimidating. Just one.

. . . but you can’t, because part of the cult’s brand is trucking out absolutely ridiculous examples of “manhood” and then shrieking “THIS IS PEAK MASCULINITY AND YOU WILL BE DOMINATED!!”

And then I laugh really, really hard.
Why do you think they're so eager to hide behind guns for intimidation? Because, like any playground bully, when it's time to put their money where their mouth is, they can't back it up. During tornado season back home, my neighbor used to always say "The louder the siren, the smaller the storm". Obviously, that's not entirely accurate when it comes to tornadoes (it was the 90's, we didn't know any better), but it's an apt metaphor here.
 
"The louder the siren, the smaller the storm". Obviously, that's not entirely accurate when it comes to tornadoes (it was the 90's, we didn't know any better), but it's an apt metaphor here.
I had a friend that once said 'ya'll know someone is always trying to be cock of the walk because they can't walk on their cock.'
For those not familiar with southern insanity - he was saying 'big time small dick energy.'
 
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