Is anyone really that interested in Mutant Mayhem 2?
Mutant Mayhem 2 feels like a contractual obligation, it was too far along when the Ellisons bought Paramount to scrap (unlike the third/fourth “seasons” of the accompanying Streaming show) so it’ll hit theaters and not make back its budget, but Mattel will sell enough kids toys and the Papa John’s tie in, the frozen pizza ties, the pictures on Tshirts and lunchboxes deals will make it not a total wash.
Mutant Mayhem feels really off because, and hear me out on this: it feels like someone at old management Paramount wanted “Rise of the Ninja Turtles” to be the future of the franchise and was just going to keep soft rebooting until it stuck.
Mutant Mayhem feels like the 87 Toon Turtles cosplaying the Netflix movie Rise Turtles, which felt like the Rise Turtles cosplaying the 2003 Turtles, and the original Rise cartoon took so many big weird choices with the franchise (I say this as a big supporter and fan of Rise) it was basically a Ninja Turtles knock off presented as an official product. So it’s this weird stacked tower of homages built on a shaky foundation that wasn’t really that “Ninja Turtles” to begin with.
Mutant Mayhem 2 will come and go and it’s off to the next reboot, which will hopefully have more of its own identity and not be “what if the Next Mutation Turtles were the Michael Bay Turtles in the 2012 universe but with the continuity of the TMNT CGI movie…”
Anyway on topic:
I think TMNT Origins sounds fun on paper until you realize what you’re signing up for.
Like there’s a lot of garbage in the old toy line… are we really expecting them to make Sumo Mikey and Party Clown Raph?
And I know every figure is someone’s favorite. Your best friend you lost touch with or a departed grandmother got it for you when you turned 7 and it was your travel figure that whole magical summer so you’d die for tongue lasher Donnie, but does anyone else want a $25 slightly off model reproduction of it that can bend it’s elbows and knees?
I think what most people want is the more unique variants and original mutants put in an updated Chronicles style collectors line, but what do I know.