Star Wars Black Series

Ru1977 said:
Look, no argument on Luke. As they say, that lad would get up on a cracked plate, but that is some hot Obi-Wan on Obi-Wan action there!
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Oh damn! I saw that wrong. I thought that was farmboy Luke kissing Kenobi. But you're right. Thats Kenobi on Kenobi! In the immortal words of Brodie "Damn that's hot!"
 
So is this what happens if Kenobi entered that mirror hallucination thing that Rey does? Instead of horror, we get Kenobi-on-Kenobi action?
 
COMPLETELY unrelated to the fluid sexuality of Obi-Wan Kenobi: I had time to mess with the new Han this morning and FFS, this figure is amazing. His ROM is so nice I almost think he's sold me on not needing double-jointed knees and elbows. (ALMOST. He can't touch his shoulders or kick his own butt, but it's damn close.)
 
Oh! Obi-Wan season 2, he goes into the world between worlds and does the bold thing with himself. That's why, when Vader tells him to go fuck himself, Kenobi chuckled to himself.
 
Chooch555 said:
Is it just my area or is Orson Krennic the new Lando of peg warming? Both regular and fancy are stuffed at my Targets.
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This would be a perfect time for them to release an alternate Imperial Officer head pack so we can buy up all those extra Orsons and army build.
 
Chooch555 said:
Both regular and fancy are stuffed at my Targets
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After the death of Satine, Obi went a little coo-coo bananas and swore off women altogether. He then went back to Kamino to see if they could do him a solid. I'm pretty sure the Jedi texts say nothing about forming a love attachment with yourself.

Yeah, Krennic, Vader, and SM-33 are the pegwarmers in my area. I'm hoping that means Krennic will go on clearance. I'd love that fancier look, but it still makes me grumble they released it right after the updated photoreal RO one.
 
All kidding about horny Obi-Wan aside, I am far, far too attached to a melancholy theory that Ben Kenobi and Asajj Ventress made peace with each other after the war and by made peace with each other I mean they knocked boots. Of course this was before the whole Asajj and Quinlan did the lightsaber tango became canon.
 
docsilence said:
All kidding about horny Obi-Wan aside, I am far, far too attached to a melancholy theory that Ben Kenobi and Asajj Ventress made peace with each other after the war and by made peace with each other I mean they knocked boots. Of course this was before the whole Asajj and Quinlan did the lightsaber tango became canon.
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I saw a theory ages and ages ago that Obi-Wan had a secret affair with Beru at some point. Can't remember why or more details, but it's one that's stuck with me just because of how odd it is. I know you get lonely living in old caves and huts, but still. Though I suppose it would let him keep a better, closer eye on Luke.
 
joshsquash729 said:
I saw a theory ages and ages ago that Obi-Wan had a secret affair with Beru at some point. Can't remember why or more details, but it's one that's stuck with me just because of how odd it is. I know you get lonely living in old caves and huts, but still. Though I suppose it would let him keep a better, closer eye on Luke.
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That would be messed up after Anakin thought he was making a move on Padme. Oul Cuckhold Kenobi. That's why the Tuskens scattered so quickly, they had to run home and see if he got on their women again.
 
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