You got to make it look like you got mugged or something while you were sending it.
Speaking of, today's moment.
Selling figures. Last night guy offers me under what I'm asking. I had just listed it so it's too early for adjusting price. I tell him I'm sticking with full. He then sends me 20 pictures of items to trade.
No trades.
Okay, he'll pay cash. But I was done with internet for the night so I left it there.
In the morning he asks if we can meet and where. I tell him where I want to meet. He gives me two other options, both of which are not convenient to me. I told him the pickup is the pickup.
Someone else messages. Can they come right now with cash. I tell them where I want to meet. They say that's great. They'll be there in 15 minutes. He comes and pays cash.
I mark it sold.
The first guy comes back with "Buddy I was coming."
Told him to leave his private life out of it.
No, I left it unresponded to. And he continues to send me messages for the next 10 minutes about how he can transfer me money and meet me anywhere and he's basically trying to get me to not break up with him with every classic desperate play you can think of from high school or college.
So I just told him I had many enquiries and I went with the one that met me where I wanted, money and location. Hope you understand. Have a nice day.
He starts spamming me with

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And then he tells me he's really sad because he collects action figures. And then he sends me a link to his channel and asks me to follow and like and subscribe.
I can't make this s*** up.