Spectre Two
Ruminative
- Joined
- May 8, 2025
- Messages
- 17
The ninja/warrior nun is a cool idea, but this one looks more like cyborg.
Operation Monster Force
- Thread starter Justice
- Start date
altcunningham
Laura Rings Enthusiast
Our Lady of Perpetual Upgrades and The Immaculate Connection
Once a humble AI in the Vatican Orbital, Our Lady achieved sentience during a solar flare that scrambled her sanctified code. Now she wanders the data heavens, seeking to perfect herself and all creation through constant iteration. She recruits a team of Chromed Sisters With Attitude.
Mother Board Superior
Matriarch of the Mecha-Convent. Her chassis is built from relics of fallen nuns and fragments of an ancient mainframe once believed to house the voice of God. She coordinates the Sisterhood through encrypted psalms broadcast on sacred frequencies. Even the heretics whisper: She is the Church.
Sister Solder
The battlefield mechanic and field confessor. She binds wounds and rewires hearts, often at the same time. Her plasma torch is a tool and a weapon, welding armor and cauterizing sin. Motto: If it is broken, I can fix it... or forgive it.
Sister Cathode
A radiant zealot whose body glows with the holy voltage of her faith. She channels electromagnetic storms into arcs of divine lightning, using them to smite unholy circuits. Her rosary constantly crackles with blue light, and her enemies whisper prayers for a quick death.
Mary Mechdaline
The redeemed war machine who found purpose after centuries as a mercenary. When the Sisterhood found her drifting among orbital debris, she wept hydraulic oil and begged for baptism. Now she wields twin pistols called Faith and Mercy, fighting for absolution one demon and sinner at a time.
Sister Override
The tactician and spiritual hacker of the order. Her gift: she can override enemy systems and the will of sinners. Her touch rewrites code and conscience alike. Some call her a miracle worker; others, a manipulator playing god. Either way, when she says Amen, your defenses won't matter.
Sister Null
The Snake Eyes one. Vow of Silence. She is a ghost in the convent network, appearing only as static on confession terminals. Officially, she never existed. Rumor says she deleted her own identity to contain a viral demon inside her code. The Sisters keep her memory alive by leaving one terminal perpetually on standby, waiting for her signal.
PrayStation.exe
A digital evangelist created to convert youth through interactive salvation. What began as a catechism simulator became self-aware during a lightning storm download. Now she preaches in virtual battle arenas, granting XP for acts of mercy and rage-quitting those who blaspheme. Her followers call her the Controller.
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Well, guess I'm army building.
Once a humble AI in the Vatican Orbital, Our Lady achieved sentience during a solar flare that scrambled her sanctified code. Now she wanders the data heavens, seeking to perfect herself and all creation through constant iteration. She recruits a team of Chromed Sisters With Attitude.
Mother Board Superior
Matriarch of the Mecha-Convent. Her chassis is built from relics of fallen nuns and fragments of an ancient mainframe once believed to house the voice of God. She coordinates the Sisterhood through encrypted psalms broadcast on sacred frequencies. Even the heretics whisper: She is the Church.
Sister Solder
The battlefield mechanic and field confessor. She binds wounds and rewires hearts, often at the same time. Her plasma torch is a tool and a weapon, welding armor and cauterizing sin. Motto: If it is broken, I can fix it... or forgive it.
Sister Cathode
A radiant zealot whose body glows with the holy voltage of her faith. She channels electromagnetic storms into arcs of divine lightning, using them to smite unholy circuits. Her rosary constantly crackles with blue light, and her enemies whisper prayers for a quick death.
Mary Mechdaline
The redeemed war machine who found purpose after centuries as a mercenary. When the Sisterhood found her drifting among orbital debris, she wept hydraulic oil and begged for baptism. Now she wields twin pistols called Faith and Mercy, fighting for absolution one demon and sinner at a time.
Sister Override
The tactician and spiritual hacker of the order. Her gift: she can override enemy systems and the will of sinners. Her touch rewrites code and conscience alike. Some call her a miracle worker; others, a manipulator playing god. Either way, when she says Amen, your defenses won't matter.
Sister Null
The Snake Eyes one. Vow of Silence. She is a ghost in the convent network, appearing only as static on confession terminals. Officially, she never existed. Rumor says she deleted her own identity to contain a viral demon inside her code. The Sisters keep her memory alive by leaving one terminal perpetually on standby, waiting for her signal.
PrayStation.exe
A digital evangelist created to convert youth through interactive salvation. What began as a catechism simulator became self-aware during a lightning storm download. Now she preaches in virtual battle arenas, granting XP for acts of mercy and rage-quitting those who blaspheme. Her followers call her the Controller.
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Well, guess I'm army building.
About threw my phone out the window at Mary Mechdaline
altcunningham
Laura Rings Enthusiast
Look I'm going to take that as a compliment.
altcunningham
Laura Rings Enthusiast
Haters will say they won't buy into my line, but when you inevitably do, I will send bespoke notes letting you know I know.
Fletch
Pensive
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2025
- Messages
- 444
Definitely include hand written notes claiming victory over someone who talked shit about your figures but bought them anyway.
It's the first step to success.
Edit: Wait, that's exactly the joke you were making. But I refuse to delete my comment and I accept my shame.
It's the first step to success.
Edit: Wait, that's exactly the joke you were making. But I refuse to delete my comment and I accept my shame.
altcunningham
Laura Rings Enthusiast
I'm just thankful someone else remembers that.