Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

[Poe Ghostal]

Somewhat off-topic, but I was amused to see He-Man pop up in The Sheep Detectives when I saw it with the fam this weekend.

 

[joshsquash729]

Everyone's balls popping out?! On a Jared Leto figure?! That can't be coincidence! You'll pay for your crimes, Leto!

 

[AceofKnaves]

What’s the most evil, Skeletor-like thing Leto could do?
Break all the Skeletor toys, of course!!

. . . look, you guys really don’t understand method acting, OK? I STUDIED IT.

What I’m saying is:
I’m gonna come break all your Chronicles toys, to make me a better actor so they will cast me as Stinkor in the sequel. They wouldn’t deny me Stinkor, would they???

Anyway: I’ll be starting with all your Tri-Klopses. Work my way up.

 

[Damien]

Ace is such a method actor, that he hasn't bathed in SIX WEEKS in preparation for his role as Stinkor.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Bold of you to assume it would take me six weeks to stink like Stinkor.

I’ve got it down to three days.

 

[Damien]

Burritos and heavy velvets in the summer it is.