Man, I mentioned over in the Star Wars Black Series Thread how annoying it was to change my e-mail on Hasbro Pulse. Well, our friends at Mattel, specifically Mattel Creations win. I had to get in touch with them to change my e-mail and they said I could not do it. It's not possible to change it or carry over my order history or membership if I create another.
So, I have to create a new Mattel Creations page and buy my MOTU membership for $10 all over again. This has led me to come up with some new slogans for Mattel in my free time. Here are a few options I've workshopped.
"Mattel. We hate you, and it shows"
"Mattel. Billion-dollar company, 12 cent technology"
"Mattel. The "M" is for masturbate, because we're jerk-offs"
This one is a bit long, but
"Mattel. You've been a lifelong supporter of our merchandise and specifically the Masters of the Universe brand, but that loyalty means nothing, and we will try to make everything about your collecting as difficult as possible until the day you die you sniveling cock sucker. Eat shit. A big bag of shit. But please, keep buying our stuff

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