Hasbro Made-to-Order Figures

[Misfit]

But if they wait, imagine all of those poor middle aged men who will wake up on Christmas morning to find no Sentinel under their tree. It’s a sight Hasbro can’t even bring itself to imagine.

 

[hmmberto]

Oh crap - I hope they don't start shipping these MID-December - I'm gone.

Why would they even bother to ship these before the New Year at that point? Wouldn't shipping rates go down as soon as the holidays are over? Why not take advantage of any savings and actually be courteous to their customer base? Or is it a "must deliver this quarter to juice Q4 numbers"?

Oh. Of course that's why.

Pretty big assumption that in a hobby driven by FOMO and people desperate to get the next thing that most collectors would consider it courteous to hold on to a product for an extra month before delivering it (after a year+ wait). People would absolutely lose their minds.

 

[Schizm]

And now they'll lose their Sentinels.

 

[Justice]

I had thought about cancelling my 3 preorders for a while now because it was so much money but work came in clutch with a $400 Visa gift card so that will cover two of them. I'll probably keep all 3 now.

 

[jayjonah]

I want a made to order Sasquatch in all his glory of being big thick and 10 inches tall.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

But if they wait, imagine all of those poor middle aged men who will wake up on Christmas morning to find no Sentinel under their tree. It’s a sight Hasbro can’t even bring itself to imagine.

I would forgo the Sentinel to wake up on Christmas morning and not be a middle aged man.

Alas, poor hairline, I knew it well.

 

[altcunningham]

Just Statham it.

Mine started at 22 and I didn't want to pay for minoxidil or something else to then pay for haircuts. Helps the Army kind of beat Hair as a value out of me.

 

[Lucid Silverback]

If you don't want to "Statham it", then I suggest you go all in, grow that shit out, and Champion-of-the-Universe it.

However, depending on your physique and grey hair ratio, maybe the best you can pull off is to Red Ghost it? But, in that event you will need some super apes.

 

[Thor-El]

I want a made to order Sasquatch in all his glory of being big thick and 10 inches tall.

Abso-frikkin’-lutely. It’s why I currently have LooseCollector’s Bigfoot on pre-order because that thing is 10 inches tall (exactly the height Sasquatch should be compared to Legends), and he’s just a head sculpt away from Walter.

 

[Lucid Silverback]

Samesies. When he finally releases I plan on resculpting his big orange mug first thing.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

If you don't want to "Statham it", then I suggest you go all in, grow that shit out, and Champion-of-the-Universe it.

However, depending on your physique and grey hair ratio, maybe the best you can pull off is to Red Ghost it? But, in that event you will need some super apes.

Nevaaaaar!

All hail our beloved patron and stradivarius concerto.

(And I have super apes at my bidding but only when my relatives go out of town and ask me to play the patron saint of pizza and videogames for the weekend, "IS THERE WATER RUNNING?!?!" is apparently the house motto.)

 

[hmmberto]

Abso-frikkin’-lutely. It’s why I currently have LooseCollector’s Bigfoot on pre-order because that thing is 10 inches tall (exactly the height Sasquatch should be compared to Legends), and he’s just a head sculpt away from Walter.

I’m really hoping someone comes through with an excellent Byrne style headsculpt for that thing once it releases. Between the figure and a potential custom head I’m probably looking at $150+ for the perfect classic Sasquatch, but it’s been such a big want for so long I think it’ll be worth it.