Totally in the same place with Venom and so far haven't gone for any of the existing options.
The recent retro-card one is kind of close, but I also don't like either of the heads. The main problem I have is the body proportions though, it's almost like they're all too bubbly? Like, the muscles seem really round, so it almost feels as though he's made of bubbles.
It's odd, but I can't get over the bubble thing.
Kind of liked the king in black version, but it was too lanky (due to the movie body) and I cannot deal with toes on a Venom figure. Just absolutely not.
I never owned a Venom figure as a kid either, even though he was my favourite villian in the animated series. Maybe it's just a really specific and benign curse.