General Marvel Legends

[Alt]

They already nerfed the bulge, too. You also really have to see the physics engine they put into this. None of it is for me but I respect and will fight for anyone else's right to enjoy.

 

[SDcomics]

So.... this happened...
I wonder how, um, deep Legends would go with Marvel Rivals "skins".
This would have to be a deluxe figure with an elevated price because of all the extra plastic used.

I look at that, and I think two words: Money saved.

 

[yojoebro82]

That's some low-hanging fruit.

I have to admit something.....I don't know what Marvel Rivals is. I know it's currently on all the variant comic covers. My queue of things I need to google is starting to go out the door and around the corner and I'm afraid I just haven't gotten to this one yet.

 

[SDcomics]

I have to admit something.....I don't know what Marvel Rivals is.

That makes two of us. Though I strongly suspect there's more.

I know it's currently on all the variant comic covers. My queue of things I need to google is starting to go out the door and around the corner and I'm afraid I just haven't gotten to this one yet.

Same.

 

[Alt]

It's a third person team-based PVP game made by a Chinese developer and it really leans into Eastern animation and comic aesthetics. Essentially, every character is a rampant sex pot. No one is safe.

But that's what churns the money, which is what the whole thing is a vehicle for with all the alternate skins.

It has its own fandom and actually brought a lot of people into Marvel, but solely for these versions of these characters.

Take a look at Emma Frost and how her thighs have special jiggle. Look at Squirrel Girl. The Captain America is pretty tame, look up the Punisher summer outfit. It gave us thicc dommy mommy Angela.

It knows what it is and the audience knows what they're playing it for.

But if you're genuinely curious, you build a team based off of tanks, damage, and healing archetypes. Every character has a role. And then you either defend and to capture points, or you escort/defend a moving point that scores you.

It's OverWatch.

Although they are branching out into zombie PvE shooter mode and I think they're looking at bringing some sort of campaigns in for co-op. I only play intermittently with some classmates.

 

[Dek]

But that's new and I'm afraid of new! I hate Marvel Rivals now! Because it's new!

 

[yojoebro82]

It's a third person team-based PVP game

I suspected something of the like.

and it really leans into Eastern animation and comic aesthetics.

And banana hammocks.

Essentially, every character is a rampant sex pot. No one is safe.

But that's what churns the money, which is what the whole thing is a vehicle for with all the alternate skins.

Which explains why all the Marvel variant covers are either this or S&M Magik.

Take a look at Emma Frost and how her thighs have special jiggle.

No thanks. If it's video game jiggle, 16-bit Marvel v Capcom Psylocke is the only girl for me. "Dude, she's bouncing".

Look at Squirrel Girl.

No.

look up the Punisher summer outfit.

I will not.

It gave us thicc dommy mommy Angela.

Sounds like my fist girlfriend, but in 1999 thicc was still spelled with a ck.

It knows what it is and the audience knows what they're playing it for.

So they gave up on the kids already?

It's OverWatch.

Guess I'm keeping that google tab open.

Although they are branching out into zombie

Jiggling zombies, I hope.

Thank you for indulging my curmudgeon-y responses and for checking one off the "to google" list.

 

[Alt]

I love snark, but autistically I am compelled to at least say they prob don't want kids because kids don't have credit cards for every drop.

*Exhales*

 

[puckace]

Likewise. I swore an oath to The Constitution, not any petty orange thin-skinned would-be autocrat. Foreign and domestic, and all that.

I would never swear an oath to ANY President, good or bad. Presidents come and go. The Constitution is forever.

I loved my time in the service. I wouldn't trade those years for anything.

Well said. It's not about the person/person's in power, it's about the people who make up and made this great country. We the people is more than just a piece of paper.

Happy belated 4th of July to everyone!

 

[SDcomics]

Well said. It's not about the person/person's in power, it's about the people who make up and made this great country. We the people is more than just a piece of paper.

Happy belated 4th of July to everyone!

I hope you had a good one, buddy!

 

[yojoebro82]

I love snark, but autistically I am compelled to at least say they prob don't want kids because kids don't have credit cards for every drop.

*Exhales*

I'm honestly indifferent to the whole thing, but I started and I just couldn't stop

 

[Red Ogre]

I'm honestly indifferent to the whole thing, but I started and I just couldn't stop

Thank you for writing my epitaph.

 

[joshsquash729]

Sheesh. We never need another Worthy Cap again; who needs Mjolnir when you're rocking that hammer in your pants? It's fitting they showed it off for the 4th of July, because he's gotta be at least at half mast. The bulge alone would push it over into deluxe territory.

But then again, I suppose fair is fair. The amount that women are sexualized and objectified in games, it's only fitting that we start doing the same for men.

 

[TFitz]

So.... this happened...
I wonder how, um, deep Legends would go with Marvel Rivals "skins".
This would have to be a deluxe figure with an elevated price because of all the extra plastic used.

So this Cap would have to cum with 2 inflatables?

 

[AceofKnaves]

But then again, I suppose fair is fair. The amount that women are sexualized and objectified in games, it's only fitting that we start doing the same for men.

I totally know you are joking but let’s shoot for less sexualizing of both rather than enhancing the sexualization of either.