General Marvel Legends

Dek said:
Remember when Lex Luthor was President of the United States. And we were all like what an outrageous idea that would be. Luthor was at least...good...at it, I guess.
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He ran on a progressive platform of economic and environmental reform.

He was fucking lying, of course.

Then he started an intergalactic arms trade with an evil god and got the Earth involved in a universe-spanning war with a living embodiment of entropy.

Still a better president than marmalade-diapers.

Also: in-universe, both Batman and Lois fucking excoriated Superman for being so fucking naive to think that the “better angels and good sense” of the American people would prevent them from voting for a well-known criminal grifter and narcissistic douchebag.
 
Ultra Seven said:
I knew we'd fall for a strongman snake oil salesman eventually, but I figured he'd at least be ... strong, man. And not have his snake oil business ventures constantly going bankrupt.
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Except literally none of those guys are or were or will be actually strong.

The very act of performing “strongman” antics is the greatest indicator of massive personal weakness I can think of.

Imagine what a fragile, broken, insecure, utterly impotent little weakling you must be to feel like you have to put on a “tough guy” routine. Totally laughable.
 
And this is precisely their Achilles heel; insecurity. It's so easy to emotionally destroy them and their abusive behaviors in real time. I am truly disappointed more media voices have not truly exploited this weakness, doing what he-who-shall-not-be-named does and utilizing cutting nicknames that ridicule his oafish nature, limited intellect, and closet homosexual shame. I do appreciate that when some refer to him, they always attach "convicted felon" to his title. I have other, better, more hilarious nicknames I could suggest, but most are not appropriate for polite conversation.
 
Lucid Silverback said:
And this is precisely their Achilles heel; insecurity. It's so easy to emotionally destroy them and their abusive behaviors in real time. I am truly disappointed more media voices have not truly exploited this weakness, doing what he-who-shall-not-be-named does and utilizing cutting nicknames that ridicule his oafish nature, limited intellect, and closet homosexual shame. I do appreciate that when some refer to him, they always attach "convicted felon" to his title. I have other, better, more hilarious nicknames I could suggest, but most are not appropriate for polite conversation.
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I was firm in my belief back in 2015/2016 that the only way Trump was going to be properly beaten was if the left and the centrists adopted politicians willing to talk like actual people living in the current year. Trump got away with a lot because of the 'he tells it like it is' bullshit. But we only had politicians on 'our' side of the aisle whining and complaining about propriety and shit. They refused to engage in the way that was moving voters. People are tired of being talked -at- by clowns that pretend to be too highbrow to have opinions on anything. And when you KNOW Trump is a dumbass and you refuse to say it - voters just think you're dishonest.
That's why Trump got away with being an asshole and everyone loved that he 'spoke his mind.'

We need politicians willing to go on a debate stage and just be like 'you're the dumbest motherfucker in this building - how many amendments to the constitution are there? Yeah, I thought you couldn't answer. Sit down and let someone who isn't an idiot run the country, grandpa.'
 
Damien said:
We need politicians willing to go on a debate stage and just be like 'you're the dumbest motherfucker in this building - how many amendments to the constitution are there? Yeah, I thought you couldn't answer. Sit down and let someone who isn't an idiot run the country, grandpa.'
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This.
But only until we get these MAGA bullies out for good.

THEN: we refuse to even let motherfuckers who would talk like this in the room, PERIOD. I don’t want shitty bullies on “both” sides. I want shitty bullies entirely rejected by society.

Currently, we are in a race to the bottom.
 
AceofKnaves said:
This.
But only until we get these MAGA bullies out for good.

THEN: we refuse to even let motherfuckers who would talk like this in the room, PERIOD. I don’t want shitty bullies on “both” sides. I want shitty bullies entirely rejected by society.
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I don't even think it's that black and white. I think we need politicians that are always willing to treat bullshit con-artists with the absolute derision they deserve. Those -same- politicians should be able to talk to each other, and to us, with respect and intelligence. But when some uneducated loser walks in the room and starts screaming about how the transes took their jobs, or something, I want all the politicians to be like 'dude, shut the fuck up, you sound like an idiot.'
 
So.... this happened...
I wonder how, um, deep Legends would go with Marvel Rivals "skins".
This would have to be a deluxe figure with an elevated price because of all the extra plastic used.

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