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I mean... what would you call it?
Uhhhhh, well, the anatomical name is “pubic mound” if we are really going there with this . . .

Really hoping this is weird satire and not some level of incel-manosphere creepiness here.
😬
 
Guys, before this goes any further, let’s be mindful of our jokes dipping into the current transphobia “trend”. We’re trans-positive here, and I wouldn’t want any of our trans friends and visitors to the forum to see these jokes and get the wrong idea. I’m not assuming bad intentions from anyone here, but I do need to make sure that we aren’t “punching down” against a class of folks who are taking a lot of unjust hits in America and the world right now.

Trans folks are loved and protected here, and jokes at their expense can make them feel unsafe, regardless of intent. Let’s not add fuel to an already large fire of cruelty and ignorance.
 
Y'all can stop putting your own issues onto this post. This action figure has a flesh colored knob that from certain angles looks similar to a penis popping out of the costume.

To even suggest it's related to something extremely negative and gross is pretty insulting to me when I'm literally talking about a funny aspect of an action figure.
 
Jesus...

Anyway - it looks like they will be revealing the Marvel vs. Capcom wave tomorrow according to a teaser released by Hasbro. Feet of Wolverine and Silver Samurai in their fighting poses from the game.
 
Y'all can stop putting your own issues onto this post. This action figure has a flesh colored knob that from certain angles looks similar to a penis popping out of the costume.

To even suggest it's related to something extremely negative and gross is pretty insulting to me when I'm literally talking about a funny aspect of an action figure.
You are confusing “issues” for moderation.

You heard me. Try less “poor me” and more listening to suggestions.

They won’t be suggestions next time.
 
Also: laugh reacts at mandates against transphobia are not a good look.

We’re not kidding about being an inclusive space here. Transphobia will be given zero tolerance.

Wanna make transphobic jokes and laugh at admonishments against transphobia?

You are in the wrong fucking place.

Shape up or go find a Reddit group to befoul.
 
We got it... even hint at transphobia, you're gone. This place is utopia.

Back to toys and away from implied dinks... the leaked list for the wave is:

Marvel vs. Capcom Line
Captain America vs. Venom 2-pack
War Machine vs. Omega Red 2-pack
Wolverine vs. Silver Samurai 2-pack
Psylocke vs. Thanos 2-pack

Deluxe
Shuma-Gorath
Juggernaut

Given the Juggernaut effect tease and Hasbro image with Wolverine and Silver Samurai's feet... good chance we see a Legends Shuma-Gorath tomorrow which I have to assume would blow minds. Showstopper.
 
I'd be down for Shuma-Gorath. It's essentially Marvel's Starro, who's another creepy-yet-cool character. If/when they ever did get around to it, I'd love it if it they made it look such a way that it could fit just as well on the MCU shelf. I wouldn't consider it a necessary figure, per se, but one that would make a heck of a cool-looking toy. Though I wonder if they'd make it a deluxe or a BAF. If Starro was relegated to BAF status, I'd think Shuma would be too.

Wouldn't mind another Juggernaut release. For some reason, he's one I keep forgetting to put in my X-Men display.
 
Shuma-Gorath is my #1 want for a bigger figure in ML. The only reason he wasn’t on my top 10 was because of the rumor.
 
Curious if these will be stylized like the 97 figures. MvC art is fantastic, I love flipping through it in any books or digital archives.

I'm most excited for Betsy and Thanos if they did make any intent towards that look.
 
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