G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

Steeler.... I'm kind of excited about that because I've never even like.. thought of him as a character? Like, he was basically 'a greenshirt with a slightly cooler uniform.'
 
Damien said:
Steeler.... I'm kind of excited about that because I've never even like.. thought of him as a character? Like, he was basically 'a greenshirt with a slightly cooler uniform.'
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I was telling Ru Steeler's file card is a riot because it specifies Hawk doesn't like how Steeler takes his tea. I think my write up for him is going to have to be about class warfare.
 
Fucking what?!
I've gotta go back and read the original file cards again one day because that is goddamn wild.
Oh, and it reminds me of Viva La Dirt League -- everyone gets mad about how Adam puts way too much milk in his tea and it's hilarious.
 
From his original card:
Peer Personality Assessment, Abernathy, Clayton
"... and despite differences in upbringing and education, I must admit that I could almost like the fellow... you know his manners are appalling-stirs his tea with a soup spoon... appalling..."

Hawk's a fuckin' blueblood snob
 
It's fascinating because Hawk seems like such a fair-minded, level-headed type... but he still has things to make him a hater, heh.
 
I'm actually picturing Hawk watch Steeler take a HUGE soup spoon, like not a normal spoon but like a fucking LADLE, and stir his tea with it and being like okay that's a bridge too far.
 
I have an idea how all this works. Because if Hawk and Steeler are like this, Hawk likes having Steeler around specifically because he calls him out when he's being a fucking snob.

Steeler: looks Hawk DEAD in the eyes
Pours too much sugar in his tea, never breaking eye contact
Takes his kabar out of its sheath and stirs his tea with it
Hawk stares back appalled
Both men burst out laughing
 
Justice said:
All caught up updating the first post. I've been only visiting this thread every few days. Like a good TV show, I like to binge a few of these file cards at a time. One is never enough!
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I was trying to pace myself but then the guys kept suggesting characters that got me inspired. Sorry as usual for overloading the thread!
 
docsilence said:
I have an idea how all this works. Because if Hawk and Steeler are like this, Hawk likes having Steeler around specifically because he calls him out when he's being a fucking snob.

Steeler: looks Hawk DEAD in the eyes
Pours too much sugar in his tea, never breaking eye contact
Takes his kabar out of its sheath and stirs his tea with it
Hawk stares back appalled
Both men burst out laughing
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I love the idea that Steeler started getting progressively more ridiculous with this until he was making his tea in a martini shaker whenever Hawk is nearby, and even Steeler kind of hates it but, you know, can't stop now because then Hawk's snobby bullshit wins.
 
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