Originally posted this bio in the main thread but I'm looking for suggestions - is there a Big Bat Toy Shop / Fresh Monkey figure you'd use for a Cobra fashion designer?
Codename: Snakeskin
File Name: Unknown
Allegedly recruited from one of the finest fashion houses in Europe, Snakeskin receives a generous stipend to design both Cobra uniforms and consult on vehicle design. The former has resulted in distinct, iconic, highly recognizable and coherent thematic uniforms and combat gear for Cobra soldiers to improve morale and provide an intimidating field presence. The latter has resulted in what Cobra engineers call "some of the craziest shit physics has ever been asked to to comply with, but somehow it works. The Buzz Boar alone is a crime against nature but when you see one tearing across the battle field, you can bet the other guy is going to need new skivvies."
"We all know Cobra Commander is a clothes horse. But also, if you're going to recruit people for world domination and you want people who aren't already psychotic, you need to do two things: pay them well and make them feel cool. When he's on, Snakeskin excels at the latter. Sure, some of his designs can hew a little close to... war crime territory, but when you see your own face reflected back at you in a Viper's mask or stare into the empty eyes of a Range Viper's skull mask, it's hard to not feel a twinge of fear. Also, everyone's butts look AMAZING in those pants."