G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

TENIME said:
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I was raised by an Evangelical mother who I still visit as often as I can afford, and she doesn't even like "placeholders" like "crap" or "frickin/friggin."

I can 100% be appropriate when the situation calls for it. 😘
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Same. When I'm around my Ultra-Conservative, Fundamentalist parents, or other such family members, I can pretend like I have NO IDEA what any of these words mean!
 
I tend to be kinda quiet as far as stuff like that goes, until I get comfortable. But I also don't jump in a lot when it's a large group. I don't fight for attention. One or two people, sure, and I tend to enjoy trying to make people laugh And be ridiculous. Sometimes that means being foul, sometimes just silly. All of this is likely to change when drinking.
 
Justice said:
Finally decided to tackle the repaint of that stupid yellow geared Valkyrie. I popped a SHIELD agent head on her and she's going to be a named squad commander. I also painted her emblem silver, which I THINK is indicative of a higher rank? If not just let me live in ignorant bliss because that was hard to paint.

Any suggestions for codenames for her?
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Warhead?
 
Originally posted this bio in the main thread but I'm looking for suggestions - is there a Big Bat Toy Shop / Fresh Monkey figure you'd use for a Cobra fashion designer?

Codename: Snakeskin
File Name: Unknown
Allegedly recruited from one of the finest fashion houses in Europe, Snakeskin receives a generous stipend to design both Cobra uniforms and consult on vehicle design. The former has resulted in distinct, iconic, highly recognizable and coherent thematic uniforms and combat gear for Cobra soldiers to improve morale and provide an intimidating field presence. The latter has resulted in what Cobra engineers call "some of the craziest shit physics has ever been asked to to comply with, but somehow it works. The Buzz Boar alone is a crime against nature but when you see one tearing across the battle field, you can bet the other guy is going to need new skivvies."

"We all know Cobra Commander is a clothes horse. But also, if you're going to recruit people for world domination and you want people who aren't already psychotic, you need to do two things: pay them well and make them feel cool. When he's on, Snakeskin excels at the latter. Sure, some of his designs can hew a little close to... war crime territory, but when you see your own face reflected back at you in a Viper's mask or stare into the empty eyes of a Range Viper's skull mask, it's hard to not feel a twinge of fear. Also, everyone's butts look AMAZING in those pants."
 
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