G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

docsilence · Friday at 10:58 PM

Chooch555 said:
The Steven Seagal mention is perfection.

We all know Claymore is somewhere in Moscow right now dressed like a guru with a dyed goatee and a long wig on.

Damien · Friday at 11:00 PM

The entire bio is perfection.

docsilence · Friday at 11:02 PM

I originally had "Captain" in quotes but went with "allegedly" instead. I feel like he's a captain the way Captain Cold is. Or the way I'm a doctor.

Damien · Friday at 11:03 PM

Hold the fuck on for just a goddamn second.... are you NOT a doctor?

docsilence · Friday at 11:06 PM

Damien said:
Hold the fuck on for just a goddamn second.... are you NOT a doctor?

I'm a doctor like Doctor Teeth is. Or Doctor John, the Night Tripper.

Damien · Friday at 11:16 PM

docsilence said:
I'm a doctor like Doctor Teeth is. Or Doctor John, the Night Tripper.

...I'm getting the impression that you're telling me they're not real doctors either, and I think I need to sit down.

Ru1977 · Friday at 11:16 PM

You had me at Dr. Teeth

docsilence · Friday at 11:34 PM

True story, Doctor Teeth scared the SHIT out of me as a kid. As an adult I find him profoundly relatable.