G.I. Joe Classified Series

Apologies if this isn’t a proper place to post this, but for those interested, Empire Toy Shop is raffling off a complete Hiss Tank, at $10 a ticket.
 
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Still not interested in a HISS, but I'd absolutely take a $10 Dragonfly or Rattler (or everything the Snowcat comes with except the vehicle itself lol)....
 
I would love a $10 hiss for the figures alone, then sell it for shipping cost! But I don't believe in gambling and lotto and feel this counts heh.
 
Don't threaten me with a good time.



Meanwhile SE gets reused junk that doesn't fit? It is slightly disappointing as someone who prefers ninjas to bikers. I mean I'll take the good biker and enjoy it, but like, clearly they could do better on SE.
I'm sure it's the two-fold problem that someone at Hasbro is showing which figures they prefer, and ALSO that they know Snake-Eyes will sell no matter what, but other characters maybe do need that glow up to really grab enough attention to move units.


You would think, but the last one was with a condom so I have confidence in my wife's uterus to find a way.
My wife was told by a doctor before we met that she literally could not get pregnant. She was pregnant within like 2 weeks of us getting together. Anyway, that's actually the third time I ever punched a doctor.



This is the thread for dick jokes and pregnant buttholes. Are you lost?
It's okay guys.. I banned him.

Can't have people coming into this thread to talk about G.I. Joe bullshit. Read the room.
 
Damn, I'm gone for a day and miss all the good butthole chatter.

Shipping soon notice from Pulse for Monkeywrench and Law&Order so that's cool. We seriously need another female Dreadnock btw.
 
I want to thank the folks who ruined my most anticipated action figure of the fall by saying he looked like a scumbag political operative who just took a bullet in the neck IRL, I'm going to have to stick one of the other Flint heads on the Retro figure, aren't I.

"Good Butthole Chatter" was my prog rock band's second album
 
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