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Not just “JUST right” but extra. They’re always something more than what I remember. Like Hi-Def, extended director’s cut.
Yeah, exactly. It's never like 'okay, this matches up with what I had so it's pretty good.' It's JUST RIGHT. It's "I couldn't ask for a better version of this character." That's how I meant it, at least. Someone at Hasbro (again, I think it's Lenny) is almost obsessed with nailing these characters so well that no other versions could ever measure up.
 
One GREAT thing about Monkeywrench is that his glasses fit snugly into grooves in the hairpiece. What I chose to do with that is to glue them into said hairpiece instead of to his face, so I am unlikely to lose them now and also I can still easily swap the hair/mask on.
 
I went on an old fashion toy hunt today. I hadn't done that in quite a while. My objective, Crystal Ball, since Wal-Mart loves to cancel him on their website. I figured if I hit a few Wal-Marts, maybe one of them would have him, as well as that new Hasbro and Mattel entertainment/adult collectible setup folks are finding.

But no. I found nothing. A big bucket of nothing.
 
Remember when Walmart was 24hrs? I would go after the swing shift at like 1am, look at all the weirdos, and half the time they would be stocking the toy aisle. Me and the odd Hot Wheels guys (always construction/city workers or government contractors, no one else), would stay out of each others way, get our stuff then peace out.
 
Everyone i've seen is always 50+. I find it funny that in the big venn diagram of toy collecting, there are big overlaps with lots of lines. There is a good chance Marvel folks also get McFarlane, Joe, Star Wars. Pokemon kids might also get Mario or DBZ. Hot Wheels guys? They're in their own damn galaxy and seem to look at other toy collectors as weird. I would always get funny looks from them in the early days of Marvel Legends, and waay back when I worked at Toys R Us when I would scope out Beast Wars.
 
I'm seeing plenty of younger dudes trying to cash in on Hot Wheels. Those are the guys that piss off the Hot Wheels guys the most. There's one guy, Joe, out here in Bergen County. He has like a six digit collection. Old curmudgeon, likely MAGA. He's always complaining about competing with other collectors, them ruining the hobby.
 
Which you think you would want more people to drive up sales to get more product that gets pushed out. But whatevs. The Hamburger car was cool.
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I just said screw it and bought Crystal Ball on Ebay. it was only a few bucks more than it would have cost me after tax and shipping on Wal-Mart's site. And now I don't have to spend time and money searching. I guarantee now that I've bought him at a higher price I find him.

Also, Chooch55, your Hot Wheels comment killed me. I was dying laughing, because in my experience too, that is so true. But it's also awesome. I hope I still enjoy the hobby of action figure collecting when I'm that age like they do Hot Wheels.
 
I'm seeing plenty of younger dudes trying to cash in on Hot Wheels. Those are the guys that piss off the Hot Wheels guys the most. There's one guy, Joe, out here in Bergen County. He has like a six digit collection. Old curmudgeon, likely MAGA. He's always complaining about competing with other collectors, them ruining the hobby.
I loved working at Toys R Us when the Hot Wheels people would come in, rifle through everything as it's getting stocked, not find what they wanted, and then tell me:

" Yeah I'm looking for this gold VW bug if you see it. It's worth like a hundred it's really rare. If you see it could you like hold it for me?"

I will absolutely hold that for you, sir. In the trunk of my car and you can give me a hundred bucks on break.
 
Some of those collectors have no shame. I always have the decency to let kids choose first in the rare times I actually see a kid in the figure aisle. I got burned one time by a kid in KB. He's with his father, kneeling on the floor with a handful of wrestling figures spread out on the floor. Some were the new Classic Superstars. I walk around thinking he's not going to pick someone from 15 or 20 years ago. Sure enough, he takes Papa Shango. Took me two weeks to find another one
 
Is there a Hot Wheels guy under 70? Everyone I've seen is on death's door.
When I was in middle school, there was one kid in my grade who bullied the hell out of me. Mostly making fun of me and calling me fat a lot. Fast forward to a couple of years ago and I run in to him face to face at Target, and he's a Hot Wheels guy. That gave me a laugh thinking he's the one who was below me now. We'd say hi and talk some when we would see each other. We talked about what we collected. He collected to actually collect, not to make a profit on. A few months after, he sees me in the parking lot and calls me to his car and hands me a Micro Galaxy Chase Kenner version Luke Skywalker X-Wing. I asked him how much he wanted, and he said "nah, just take it."
The other awkward part was the other action figure dudes who I would help at the store, but then when I was on my own hunts - 24-hour Walmart was the best - and they'd run into me and act like they really knew me.

No, we're in the jungle, baby. Blood makes the green grass grow.
That's my thought when I see some of the local collectors as well. There was one guy who had an Ebay page that I would always see rifling through the Hot Wheels, and snagging that new Marvel Legends drops before me and they'd be on his page that afternoon. I started showing up earlier and getting what I wanted...his page closed.
 
When I was in middle school, there was one kid in my grade who bullied the hell out of me. Mostly making fun of me and calling me fat a lot. Fast forward to a couple of years ago and I run in to him face to face at Target, and he's a Hot Wheels guy. That gave me a laugh thinking he's the one who was below me now. We'd say hi and talk some when we would see each other. We talked about what we collected. He collected to actually collect, not to make a profit on. A few months after, he sees me in the parking lot and calls me to his car and hands me a Micro Galaxy Chase Kenner version Luke Skywalker X-Wing. I asked him how much he wanted, and he said "nah, just take it."
I like the visual of you going home, putting on some make-up, and crossing his name off the List.
 
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