G.I. Joe Classified Series

With a cowboy hat.
You know, this is exactly the kind of nonsensical inside joke that would make me smile everytime I look at the figure. Thanks. Thanks a lot for giving me amusement that also annoys me. It's funny how many references I'm working into my file cards and what not.
 
You know, this is exactly the kind of nonsensical inside joke that would make me smile everytime I look at the figure. Thanks. Thanks a lot for giving me amusement that also annoys me. It's funny how many references I'm working into my file cards and what not.
If the Marvel team ever gives me a Kylun figure, my next avatar is probably going to have to be Wild Weasel in a cowboy hat. You'll be stuck looking at it every single day.
 
Also, I want to be really clear to everyone reading this; I am talking about Wild Weasel wearing a cowboy hat OVER his helmet. Not instead of his helmet.
 
Something like this?
Wild-Weasel-hat.jpg
 
I'll hold onto that for when that Kylun figure happens...

Right, who knew someone could unseat Baroness as most fuckable figure?
I mean, I think the surprise of the year was finding out after all these years that Wild Weasel looks like the lead in a romance novel.
 
No need for shame. Wild Weasel has that "pretty privilege" and he knows it. So he'll use it to seduce anyone to get what he wants..........especially a cowboy hat.

I mean if he seduces Wild Bill to get that cowboy hat we might have a "Brokeback Mountain of the Skies" kind of thing going on in fanfic.

And yes I have little shame (or any idea where that idea came from?)
 
No need for shame. Wild Weasel has that "pretty privilege" and he knows it. So he'll use it to seduce anyone to get what he wants..........especially a cowboy hat.

I mean if he seduces Wild Bill to get that cowboy hat we might have a "Brokeback Mountain of the Skies" kind of thing going on in fanfic.

And yes I have little shame (or any idea where that idea came from?)
Uh, how about pure inspiration because it's fucking gold. Late at night when Wild Weasel suits up and tells the night raven jagoffs he's 'going for a mission', they elbow each other and chuckle, "Mustache ride, more like."
 
Uh, how about pure inspiration because it's fucking gold. Late at night when Wild Weasel suits up and tells the night raven jagoffs he's 'going for a mission', they elbow each other and chuckle, "Mustache ride, more like."
See it is practically writing itself!!!
 
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