G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

I remember saving up for Robotech action figures, and the day I wernt to get them i got there in time to see a guy just scooping the shelves into a Trolley. I asked if he needed all of them, and he said yes he was going to sell them at his stall. I asked if I could buy one now, and he just walked off.

I have never forgotten that. I must have been between 8 and 10, and I can still picture his face.

If I ever see a kid looking at a toy I have in hand i will always ask if they want to buy it instead. I wont let someone else remember my face that way.
 
Spongyblue said:
There are millions of "What Ifs..." sublines, but I don't want to clog the news thread with what we all know will eventually devolve into pirate themed dick jokes, so I'll wait for somebody to bring it up in the chatty thread.
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Pirate walks into a bar. Barkeep notices he's got a ship's wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

Barkeep says, " I don't know if you know but you have a ship wheel stuck in the front of your pants."

Pirate sighs and says, "Yarr. It's drivin' me nuts."
 
Ok so same characters just different themes is the name of the game

GI Joe: War of Independence (Cobra is a mercenary army hired by King George)
GI Joe: Old West (general banditry with hero's trying to bring law and order
GI Joe: WWI (Baroness planned the Archduke Ferdinand hit; Snake Eyes in No Mans Land)
GI Joe: Gangland (G-Men vs the Cobra Mob)
GI Joe: WWII (bring in Sgt Savage and have some Wolfenstein type adventures)
GI Joe: Crisis 1955 (Cold War hi-jinks in a rebuilding europe)
GI Joe: NAM (self explanatory)
GI Joe: Hong Kong '77 (Kung Fu action against drug smugglers, white slavery dealers, and the RED Chinese backed Cobra!)
GI Joe: ARAH (goes here in the timeline)
GI Joe: GWOC (Global War on Cobra)
GI Joe: High Seas (Pirates!)
GI Joe: Playground (baby joes vs baby cobra and the daycare)
GI Joe: The Musical!
GI Joe: Tesla vs Edison (alt 1910 where Edison works for Cobra and Tesla is assisting the Joes)
GI Joe: Bronze (Snake Cult in Egypt takes over and plans to dominate the known world)
GI Joe: Fast and Furriest (Doberman Pincher Flint leads his furry friends against the evil scaly claws of Cobra)
 
GI Joe: The End of Days

Cobra has summoned the Anti Christ through an ancient ritual and the Rapture has occurred. In a post-apocalyptic world, what GI Joes remain form a resistance to fight against the Anti Christ who has inhabited the body of Serpentor, his Demon army, and Cobra.

This will all eventually lead to the Second Coming which will give us an action figure of Jesus with dueling machine guns with big ammo belts around his body.
 
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