G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

[The Scream Man]

I remember saving up for Robotech action figures, and the day I wernt to get them i got there in time to see a guy just scooping the shelves into a Trolley. I asked if he needed all of them, and he said yes he was going to sell them at his stall. I asked if I could buy one now, and he just walked off.

I have never forgotten that. I must have been between 8 and 10, and I can still picture his face.

If I ever see a kid looking at a toy I have in hand i will always ask if they want to buy it instead. I wont let someone else remember my face that way.

 

[altcunningham]

There are millions of "What Ifs..." sublines, but I don't want to clog the news thread with what we all know will eventually devolve into pirate themed dick jokes, so I'll wait for somebody to bring it up in the chatty thread.

Pirate walks into a bar. Barkeep notices he's got a ship's wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

Barkeep says, " I don't know if you know but you have a ship wheel stuck in the front of your pants."

Pirate sighs and says, "Yarr. It's drivin' me nuts."