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No joke, Jet Dream (and Her Stunt-Girl Counterspies) has been in my closet for literal decades waiting for me to make a screenplay adaptation.

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Isn't that just Pussy Galore in Goldfinger?
 
(Ride or die Karlach though, 10/10 would follow her to Avenus)
1000% This is where I ended up on my playthrough.
Both Lae'zel and Shadowheart have the challenge of you have to get to know them before you find out why they're amazing.
My read for both of them was similar, though in smaller degree, to my read of Astarion. They'd be great partners, after about 5-10 yrs of therapy (50-100 for Astarion). Karlach, for as much as she'd be justified in having immense trust issues, is still pretty healthy, and her response after you finally put down Gortash is I think my favorite writing in any crpg ever.

Also the muscles.

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1000% This is where I ended up on my playthrough.

My read for both of them was similar, though in smaller degree, to my read of Astarion. They'd be great partners, after about 5-10 yrs of therapy (50-100 for Astarion). Karlach, for as much as she'd be justified in having immense trust issues, is still pretty healthy, and her response after you finally put down Gortash is I think my favorite writing in any crpg ever.

Also the muscles.

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I mean, I was vibing on Shadowheart and then Karlach popped up and Dream Weaver stared playing in my head.

Same on Astarion, yeah - every time with him I'm like, I love you, you broken lil guy. Let's get you into so much therapy cos there's a good person under there.

Anyway. Bring on the scary pulp fiction warrior women in this line! I'll buy 'em all.
 
I haven't played BG3 yet but (because) I have watched my wife play it for like a thousand fucking hours now. I think when I get around to it, Shadowheart is my girl. For similar reasons that Miranda was my girl in Mass Effect. And Cassandra in DA:I. And Morrigan in DA:O. I dig the women that make you work for it, are kind of bitchy even if they like you, and you have to slowly coax out of their crazier, eviler nonsense.
 
I haven't played BG3 yet but (because) I have watched my wife play it for like a thousand fucking hours now. I think when I get around to it, Shadowheart is my girl. For similar reasons that Miranda was my girl in Mass Effect. And Cassandra in DA:I. And Morrigan in DA:O. I dig the women that make you work for it, are kind of bitchy even if they like you, and you have to slowly coax out of their crazier, eviler nonsense.
10/10 would ruin my life for Morrigan. Love at first sight in the trailer. Morrigan started me on a long path of very predictable behavior with very unpredictable characters.

And the two sides of my brain fought like dogs between Miranda nad Jack in ME2 because they're both so well-written.
 
10/10 would ruin my life for Morrigan. Love at first sight in the trailer. Morrigan started me on a long path of very predictable behavior with very unpredictable characters.

And the two sides of my brain fought like dogs between Miranda nad Jack in ME2 because they're both so well-written.
I wonder if this line will give us an evil witch lady for me to pretend I'll use as a bad guy but will definitely be the main character's love interest AT ALL TIMES.
 
I haven't played BG3 yet but (because) I have watched my wife play it for like a thousand fucking hours now. I think when I get around to it, Shadowheart is my girl. For similar reasons that Miranda was my girl in Mass Effect. And Cassandra in DA:I. And Morrigan in DA:O. I dig the women that make you work for it, are kind of bitchy even if they like you, and you have to slowly coax out of their crazier, eviler nonsense.
My man.
 
Those pulp gals are far more interesting to me than anything in their other unlicensed lines. Can we get some ladies in this one, though?
I really hope, since this seems like the base Agent of Omega, that we get a woman counterpart in the same gear. Like, sems obvious, but the women slated for OMF and the early shots of Mrs. Clause have me a little wary.

Looks like they went for Shatner and (maybe) Rock Hudson for the portraits for this guy, so perhaps a Katherine Hepburn or Diana Rigg style portrait?
 
Full of 60's Euroflair, Eva Kant, Diabolik

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And researching this picture, I just found out there was a TRILOGY of Diabolik released in the last few years. Totally dug the 60's movie so I gotta check those out.
 
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