JakeEkiss
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Whenever god closes a sphincter, he opens some other orifice.Career-beginning injury for a former proctologist-turned-dominatrix.
Whenever god closes a sphincter, he opens some other orifice.Career-beginning injury for a former proctologist-turned-dominatrix.
If you guys can figure out how I can convert my failing depth perception into a lucrative OnlyFans, let me know.Whenever god closes a sphincter, he opens some other orifice.
I knew a guy with an eyepatch once. He got hit in the eye with a frozen paintball and needed multiple surgeries to fix it. He thought he'd be sexy with an eyepatch and started wearing patches that matched his outfits. A few months later he says "y'know, you think you're gonna be a badass but after a few weeks you just become 'the eyepatch guy.'" So he started wearing glasses that kind of hid his eye injury a bit but didn't call as much attention to himself.
How close can I move my finger towards one type of spinning object before suffering an injury, and what is that object?If you guys can figure out how I can convert my failing depth perception into a lucrative OnlyFans, let me know.
Remake or original content? You'll have to watch to find out, @docsilence in holes.If you guys can figure out how I can convert my failing depth perception into a lucrative OnlyFans, let me know.
How close can I move my finger towards one type of spinning object before suffering an injury, and what is that object?
Exactly. It's actually a huge bummer because I'd basically talked myself into buying him and then I was like 'wait.. those aren't an overlay. Fuck sake.'I've had the Saboteur in and out of my cart for a week to use with the second adventure dude head and never noticed the kneepads. I've been reading a couple of cold war era spy novels lately and was just thinking "guy in dark jacket and turtleneck, that works but the knees really do make him look like he's from now and not the beforetimes.
This is a constant source of frustration for me. MCU, G.I. Classified, BBWS, whatever. Give me fewer design elements so I can use the damn thing for a kitbash.But I'm using these guys as sort of maybe Vietnam-era at best and I did not realize before that the saboteur's knee pads are part of the sculpt, and they look very modern. That's annoying.