DarthDre758
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Maybe Shipwreck was just trying for a cover? You know...Navy...
That's a joke....don't hate me.
I mean we all know Shipwreck is Polly. (Ba dum ching.)Maybe Shipwreck was just trying for a cover? You know...Navy...
That's a joke....don't hate me.
Bisexual... get by.
Yes, I believe this is correct. As a kid, I mistakenly thought they were brothers. That's what happens when you watch the Star Wars trilogy too many times.I thought we collectively established that Wet-Suit and Leathermeck were a couple.
Ooooooooooooooooo, is that why the figure line is called "Classified"?!That makes me (seriously) wonder...are there any Joes or Cobras that are homosexual?
It has probably settled into Blain (Jesse Ventura). Mostly because I just love the ridiculousness of Ventura over the years (still can't believe he was a governor). That combined with his weapon in the movie.I appreciate that not everyone is into Predator homages, or want specifically a figure resembling Billy from that, but so far this seems like a figure that does appeal to people for various reasons.
I would also take Spirit in various Forces, especially if they do something to make him a little more distinct beyond clothing because I'd like to have it be a new character.
Some of the IDW figures, like Chameleon 2 or the soon to be posted in this thread Mad Monk, I look at them and think they're pretty cool but I'm almost positive Classified would make them way cooler with some kinda neat additional masked head or a cool weapon/accessory I've gotta have someone on the shelf wielding etc.
I've gotta ask which one is your favorite. Mine is the title character of course.
I found a few that I think might have a chance of.That makes me (seriously) wonder...are there any Joes or Cobras that are homosexual?
I get that. As I mentioned to Doc earlier, plus he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.It has probably settled into Blain (Jesse Ventura). Mostly because I just love the ridiculousness of Ventura over the years (still can't believe he was a governor). That combined with his weapon in the movie.
When I was young it was Dutch (Arnold). Then Billy as the years went on kind of passed him as my favourite. However Blain is still my favourite to this day. Dillon (Carl Weathers), while never a favourite, gets an honourable spot all time because it is Carl Weathers.....Apollo Creed.....Action Jackson......Chubbs (nuff said).
ALMOST three, as Landham ran but lost.Also funny to think that if we had told our younger selves that there were two future governors in the cast we all would have never believed it for a second.
Considering all the stories about him over the years I can't believe he even could have been a serious candidate back then. Today? No problem.I get that. As I mentioned to Doc earlier, plus he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
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ALMOST three, as Landham ran but lost.
Considering how diverse ARAH was for the time based on race alone, I'm sure they would have included diversity in sexual orientation as well if it would have been allowed. However there is no chance they would have gone that far back then for a kids show.I found a few that I think might have a chance of.
Sparks. He's from Italy.
Hotseat. Tank driver.
Shooter. Just get that vibe.
Keel Haul. See Shipwreck above.
Lt. Dolphin. He's from Wales (I mean no offense to any one here from Wales)
Psyche-Out. From San Franscisco.
Quarrel. Same vibe as Shooter (maybe they share one.)
Salvo. He's obviously still in the closet about it.
Stretcher. He's from Connecticut.
Zandar. Like Chuckles is most likely Bi.
Big Brawler. He gives Bear vibes.
Carla "Doc" Greer. She gives vibes too.
Backblast. I bet he does.