G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Poll - #18 Daina (Oktober Guard)

[DarthDre758]

Maybe Shipwreck was just trying for a cover? You know...Navy...

Spoiler

That's a joke....don't hate me.

 

[Ru1977]

But I was told it's not gay when underway.

 

[docsilence]

Maybe Shipwreck was just trying for a cover? You know...Navy...

Spoiler

That's a joke....don't hate me.

I mean we all know Shipwreck is Polly. (Ba dum ching.)

 

[DarthDre758]

I'm gonna say Chuckles is at the least Bisexual. When you work undercover all the time, you gotta do what you gotta do to get by.

 

[Ru1977]

Bisexual... get by.

 

[Chooch555]

I thought we collectively established that Wet-Suit and Leathermeck were a couple.

 

[Ru1977]

I thought we collectively established that Wet-Suit and Leathermeck were a couple.

Yes, I believe this is correct. As a kid, I mistakenly thought they were brothers. That's what happens when you watch the Star Wars trilogy too many times.

 

[Ru1977]

That makes me (seriously) wonder...are there any Joes or Cobras that are homosexual?

Ooooooooooooooooo, is that why the figure line is called "Classified"?!

 

[canprime]

I appreciate that not everyone is into Predator homages, or want specifically a figure resembling Billy from that, but so far this seems like a figure that does appeal to people for various reasons.

I would also take Spirit in various Forces, especially if they do something to make him a little more distinct beyond clothing because I'd like to have it be a new character.

Some of the IDW figures, like Chameleon 2 or the soon to be posted in this thread Mad Monk, I look at them and think they're pretty cool but I'm almost positive Classified would make them way cooler with some kinda neat additional masked head or a cool weapon/accessory I've gotta have someone on the shelf wielding etc.


I've gotta ask which one is your favorite. Mine is the title character of course.

It has probably settled into Blain (Jesse Ventura). Mostly because I just love the ridiculousness of Ventura over the years (still can't believe he was a governor). That combined with his weapon in the movie.

When I was young it was Dutch (Arnold). Then Billy as the years went on kind of passed him as my favourite. However Blain is still my favourite to this day. Dillon (Carl Weathers), while never a favourite, gets an honourable spot all time because it is Carl Weathers.....Apollo Creed.....Action Jackson......Chubbs (nuff said).

Also funny to think that if we had told our younger selves that there were two future governors in the cast we all would have never believed it for a second. Especially considering who in the cast actually became governors.

 

[DarthDre758]

That makes me (seriously) wonder...are there any Joes or Cobras that are homosexual?

I found a few that I think might have a chance of.

Sparks. He's from Italy.

Hotseat. Tank driver.

Shooter. Just get that vibe.

Keel Haul. See Shipwreck above.

Lt. Dolphin. He's from Wales (I mean no offense to any one here from Wales)

Psyche-Out. From San Franscisco.

Quarrel. Same vibe as Shooter (maybe they share one.)

Salvo. He's obviously still in the closet about it.

Stretcher. He's from Connecticut.

Zandar. Like Chuckles is most likely Bi.

Big Brawler. He gives Bear vibes.

Carla "Doc" Greer. She gives vibes too.

Backblast. I bet he does.

 

[Ru1977]

It has probably settled into Blain (Jesse Ventura). Mostly because I just love the ridiculousness of Ventura over the years (still can't believe he was a governor). That combined with his weapon in the movie.

I get that. As I mentioned to Doc earlier, plus he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

When I was young it was Dutch (Arnold). Then Billy as the years went on kind of passed him as my favourite. However Blain is still my favourite to this day. Dillon (Carl Weathers), while never a favourite, gets an honourable spot all time because it is Carl Weathers.....Apollo Creed.....Action Jackson......Chubbs (nuff said).

Also funny to think that if we had told our younger selves that there were two future governors in the cast we all would have never believed it for a second.

ALMOST three, as Landham ran but lost.

 

[canprime]

I get that. As I mentioned to Doc earlier, plus he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

ALMOST three, as Landham ran but lost.

Considering all the stories about him over the years I can't believe he even could have been a serious candidate back then. Today? No problem.

 

[canprime]

I found a few that I think might have a chance of.

Sparks. He's from Italy.

Hotseat. Tank driver.

Shooter. Just get that vibe.

Keel Haul. See Shipwreck above.

Lt. Dolphin. He's from Wales (I mean no offense to any one here from Wales)

Psyche-Out. From San Franscisco.

Quarrel. Same vibe as Shooter (maybe they share one.)

Salvo. He's obviously still in the closet about it.

Stretcher. He's from Connecticut.

Zandar. Like Chuckles is most likely Bi.

Big Brawler. He gives Bear vibes.

Carla "Doc" Greer. She gives vibes too.

Backblast. I bet he does.

Considering how diverse ARAH was for the time based on race alone, I'm sure they would have included diversity in sexual orientation as well if it would have been allowed. However there is no chance they would have gone that far back then for a kids show.

 

[Ru1977]

Hotseat. Tank driver.

Salvo. He's obviously still in the closet about it.

Right, real 'that dad on American Beauty' energy.

Big Brawler. He gives Bear vibes.

That's funny... I was trying to remember that character and here he is.

Backblast. I bet he does.

Here's a picture of him making a fist.

 

[PantherCult]

So Keel Haul looks like a member of the Village People after a night at Studio 54... so for sure yes.

And Psych out with that neon shirt and, I mean he is from San Francisco...

All those suggestions were cracking me up.