Weirdest fucking thing happened today. For context, this is the layout to my place; if you're on the side road, you can park directly in front of my condo. There's the road, the sidewalk, and my fence all parallel to each other. The fence does not have a gate, just an opening where the sidewalk turns into my walkway. My walkway is about 12 feet long and is a direct straight line to my front door. The fence is like 4 feet high, so it doesn't obstruct anything.
We order a lot of stuff for Amazon for annoying reasons I won't get into here. But suffice to say that Amazon is at our place a fair bit every year. We've never had a problem. Until today.
My wife and I were downstairs talking in the living room. Almost an entire wall of our living room is window, and we can see an Amazon van pull up. We're expecting a delivery today but hadn't been paying attention if it was out or not, so we walk over to the window and are like 'yeah, that's probably for us.' I open the front door, so now only the glass "screen" door is closed. I'm looking directly at the guy. My phone rings upstairs.
Okay.. I leave the front door open, with my wife right inside the doorway, and I jog upstairs to grab my phone. When I get up there I have a text saying 'how do I access your address?' and two missed calls from Amazon delivery. The driver doesn't/can't see or respond to my response texts, and the number he calls from goes back to their call center, with an automated message to go on the website with any issues and then hangs up on you. So I go back downstairs - bearing in mind the last missed call was about 2 minutes prior.
I get downstairs just in time for my wife and I to watch this idiot driving away. Because he couldn't find my place. That he was parked directly beside. Like, if he'd turned his head 85 degrees, he would have been staring at my front door. With the number of my unit in big black numbers RIGHT beside the door on the brick. With the door open, with two people fucking staring at him.
Like.... I think I found Amazon's stupidest employee.
As he drove away I immediately went on the chat support and told them to tell the fucking idiot to turn around and bring me my package. And now we get to Amazon's stupidity because they said they'll make sure I get my package before the end of the day. And I'm like.. buddy... it's been 5 minutes. Doesn't it make more sense to call your driver and tell him to come back NOW than to have him drive around the rest of the city and then come back? So now we're waiting to see if they actually send him back or not.
I'm betting there will be some dumbass excuse because this guy was too stupid to read the numbers on the building once, I'm sure he has no intention of coming back. We shall see.
Thing is... it's not even anything important. It's the principle of it that pissed me off so bad. Like dude.. you are looking at my front door, what do you mean you don't know how to access my address? What the fuck is wrong with you?