Pop-Up Parade Emperor. Not Figma, but it does give me hope for a Figma down the line.

I literally went SWEET JESUS F*CK when I clicked on this thread and the Emperor appeared. I'll be going into debt if someone starts making good Baldur's Gate figures.Pop-Up Parade Emperor. Not Figma, but it does give me hope for a Figma down the line.
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Best I could tell Hasbro just didn't care about BG3 until after it became successful and was too flatfooted to capitalize on it except in anemic ways through DnD Beyond. Not surprising, that's basically been their move throughout the lifespan of 5e, it's just that some stuff (Critical Role, Stranger Things, the Pandemic) had a long enough shelf life they didn't get totally left behind. But this whole edition has been Hasbro thinking they were geniuses tapping this vast blue ocean of new folks, when in reality it's largely been the result of 3rd parties (that Hasbro execs largely despise) doing all the legwork.Yeah, a full Hasbro line would have made sense given they own the rights , but I can see why they didn't make any BG3 figures. Their previous video game lines have not done well, and their D&D line did not do well, so a combination of both would probably also not do well. There was a very specific window of time that these would have sold and I don't think they could have predicted how well the game would do in order to be ready for that.
Exactly.Best I could tell Hasbro just didn't care about BG3 until after it became successful and was too flatfooted to capitalize on it except in anemic ways through DnD Beyond. Not surprising, that's basically been their move throughout the lifespan of 5e, it's just that some stuff (Critical Role, Stranger Things, the Pandemic) had a long enough shelf life they didn't get totally left behind. But this whole edition has been Hasbro thinking they were geniuses tapping this vast blue ocean of new folks, when in reality it's largely been the result of 3rd parties (that Hasbro execs largely despise) doing all the legwork.
I do think BG3 toys would have sold, even up to a year after launch, especially if they'd tried to work with Larian to promote it. Heck, this is gonna sell and we're way past launch now.
Ah well. At least I got Xanathar. He's a fun one. And Once Shuma Gorath comes in I'll have the full evolution from big-head-villain (MODOK) to big-head-eye-monster (Xanathar) to big-eye-tentacle monster (Shuma).
I got my draft character made, just waiting on the session zero Saturday. I doubt anybody will mind an amnesiac wizard in the party.As a sidenote, if you are in one of those groups, why aren't you joining the official Articulated Thoughts D&D campaign?
Yeah. And it is *astonishing* how thoroughly they managed to squander the good will they stumbled ass-backwards into in the span of about a year and a half. So much so that they inadvertently gave half a dozen other direct competitors an immediate boost. Truly epic own-goal.Tl;dw: Hasbro/WotC has been a terrible steward for the brand. All of D&D's success over the last 10 years happened in spite of them.
They haven't. I got the Figma Elden Ring Raging Wolf around the same time as Link and it's laughably puny.Still weird how she and Link are larger. Have they changed scale on others? Haven't cracked into it yet.