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Damn, so had I! I even photoshopped images of barges loaded with star wars figures and such.I totally forgot we had like two years of 'pirates attacked my toys!'
Didn't he also produce a line of Shoulder Action Figures, designed to sit on one's shoulder? Fun!...and all that @PantherCult laid out is just a summary. Like @Damien noted, he had ALLLLLLL sorts of excuses and crazy stories he came up with. He used the "pirates attacked the shipping boat" thing and he somehow thought folks would buy it. He also claimed that the factories he used had stolen his stuff/went out of business/got shut down, etc. over and over again. It was amazing, really, the level of bullshittery he managed to spew out in such a short time. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have a cabinet position in the current administration!