Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

I caved and snagged Fisto and Ram Man the other day when I was putting in an Amazon order for some pet stuff. Like the other stuff, so far, they are really fun. The elbows and knees are a little tight compared to the others so it feels like they're perfecting the articulation, but still a TON of fun to pose and mess with.
 
I caved and snagged Fisto and Ram Man the other day when I was putting in an Amazon order for some pet stuff. Like the other stuff, so far, they are really fun. The elbows and knees are a little tight compared to the others so it feels like they're perfecting the articulation, but still a TON of fun to pose and mess with.
I really can't justify the two-pack price for two of my least-favorite MOTU heroes, but I'm hoping the price dips on Amazon at some point because I do kind of want to get the entire movie roster. For a movie I haven't even seen yet. Because I'm pathetic.
 
"Psssh. Look at you all and your pathetic lack of willpower. Unable to stop yourself from buying all these little plastic men. What, does it bring you joy or something?! Simply embarrassing!" Josh said, ignoring the couch beside him that contained a pile of unopened new stuff he swore he didn't need or want.

Yes, he thought to himself over the anguished cries of his wallet, Everyone is pathetic but me.
 
I really can't justify the two-pack price for two of my least-favorite MOTU heroes, but I'm hoping the price dips on Amazon at some point because I do kind of want to get the entire movie roster. For a movie I haven't even seen yet. Because I'm pathetic.
I can't defend it, but I had a long, hilariousy conversation about what drugs were involved in naming a character Fisto in the 80s earlier that day and I was like fuck it, YOLO and added it to the dog treats and new litter box I was ordering.
 
I can't defend it, but I had a long, hilariousy conversation about what drugs were involved in naming a character Fisto in the 80s earlier that day and I was like fuck it, YOLO and added it to the dog treats and new litter box I was ordering.

I don't even think complaints about the characters are valid. The main character's name is He-Man. He. Man. And he wears a bondage harness with furry underwear. In fact, I'd say that MOTU is -the- property where I couldn't even tell you why I like some characters more than others. There's no real rhyme or reason to it.
Really, I bet if Ram Man had come with a sword and hadn't been the worst action figure ever, he may have ended up one of my favorite characters. Impossible to say. But the reality is that I just never liked him (really disliked him in the cartoon as well) and I kind of never had any opinion on Fisto in either direction.

BuUut, as I said, I have a feeling I'm not going to be happy without the entire movie cast. Probably as a compensation for the fact that we are apparently NEVER going to get even the main Eternian cast of the '87 movie.
 
I don't even think complaints about the characters are valid. The main character's name is He-Man. He. Man. And he wears a bondage harness with furry underwear. In fact, I'd say that MOTU is -the- property where I couldn't even tell you why I like some characters more than others. There's no real rhyme or reason to it.
Really, I bet if Ram Man had come with a sword and hadn't been the worst action figure ever, he may have ended up one of my favorite characters. Impossible to say. But the reality is that I just never liked him (really disliked him in the cartoon as well) and I kind of never had any opinion on Fisto in either direction.

BuUut, as I said, I have a feeling I'm not going to be happy without the entire movie cast. Probably as a compensation for the fact that we are apparently NEVER going to get even the main Eternian cast of the '87 movie.
I joke but I adore the literal-ness of MOTU. It circles the entire hemisphere from so dumb to cool and back again. MEK A NEK for gawd's sake. Every time I make Fisto joke, I do it with... ahem... love.
 
I could sit here and just go full stream of consciousness on all my thoughts about MOTU as a property and I don't think I'd ever successfully hit on what makes it WORK. It shouldn't. It should be relegated to the kind of thing that you're like 'oh yeah, I remember that ridiculous thing from when I was a kid, but I moved on really quickly because it was so dumb and silly.' But like.. so few people did move on. It's still beloved, even by people that have dropped off the fandom as adults. It's so weird. Sometimes you really do just hit gold and can't even hope to replicate it.
 
Part of the reason I avoided Classics is that I eventually got turned off by the ridiculousness of the property. Every character’s name is a pun. It’s inherently silly and childish. But when people started putting new spins on the back story, and the Classics figures became more about aesthetics than gimmicks, I saw it from a different perspective. I can enjoy these characters for what they are. Of course, after back tracking on Classics and spending more than what they originally cost, I went all in on the mass market lines. I’m fully in, and the movie looks like it’s envisioning the characters and lore in a way that makes the most sense for me.
 
As someone new to the franchise who's still catching up on everything, I can say that, at least from my point of view, what makes it fun is just that- it's silly and fun and campy, but there's still an earnestness to it all that makes the audience take it seriously. It's a fun little fusion of genres- you get that sword and sorcery fantasy mixed with more futuristic tech. Kinda like a kid just throwing all their toys together and playing. There's very clear-cut good guys and bad guys, with some really cool, fun, toyetic designs on both sides. Yeah, the names are ridiculous, but one could argue that's part of the charm too; they're easy for kids to remember so they know what to ask their parents for. It's not all that dissimilar from something like, say, Batman- Oh, the clown guy? He's named Joker. The guy with two faces? Two Face. What are the names of the guy who asks riddles and the guy who looks like a Penguin? Take a guess. There's a sense of whimsy that just doesn't seem to exist much in today's overly-serious society.

I'm not deep enough in to know about all the various incarnations and which are more serious and which are more silly, but that's any franchise- they reinvent themselves to match the times, and whatever incarnation comes next course corrects for the one before it. But like any good franchise of the 80's/90's, it's just about fun, imaginative escapism.
 
Earnestness is a great word for it. If it were Meta it's obnoxious, but what I love about the footage of the new film so far is it isn't being like "hur durr, this is so dumb, it funny" and just seems to be like "all this silly shit is a delight and it's okay to love it."
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Yeah, the names are ridiculous, but one could argue that's part of the charm too; they're easy for kids to remember so they know what to ask their parents for. It's not all that dissimilar from something like, say, Batman- Oh, the clown guy? He's named Joker. The guy with two faces? Two Face. What are the names of the guy who asks riddles and the guy who looks like a Penguin? Take a guess. There's a sense of whimsy that just doesn't seem to exist much in today's overly-serious society.
"Yak Face" is so much more fun than "Salet Marae". Get off your high horse, toy companies. I'm saying this with no sarcasm.

He-Man remains my only Chronicles figure so far but I still love looking at him from my art desk. I have yet to see Skeletor in the wild and I don't want to pay for shipping so I'm waiting it out. Still, he looked lonely, so I found him a friend who is showing a little more skin than Teela. (I'm a big fan of the barely-clothed-female-wrapped-around-the-leg-of-the-super-buff-hero pose. Was this originated by Earl Norem? Who do I credit for this often-imitated fantasy masterpiece?)
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