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Other lines that are questionable are of course Leia remembering her mother, her real mother, but also 3PO not being any good at telling stories, except to ewoks. He also doesn't know who the princess is after declaring there will be no escape for her this time.

I'm satisfied writing her experience with Ben as a child off as something she doesn't bring up to protect one or both of them should R2 get captured. His history in the clone wars is safe to bring up. I dunno, it's not as world breaking to me as Leia being Luke's sister.
 
He also doesn't know who the princess is after declaring there will be no escape for her this time.

Ha! I never put that together before. For me after watching the Prequels and seeing they erased C-3P0's memories, but not R2 I always wondered why when R2 was flying with Luke and talking through that little readout he never said, "Did I tell you I flew with your dad? He was kind of a dick."
 
If you need a headcanon to fix R2, it really is easy to say "he's trolling the entire f*cking galaxy the whole time." You know he's telling R5 "look at this whiny lil toe-head right here, just like his dad, dude would not shut up about sand in his crack and then became a serial killer, watch this, I'm gonna mess with him, hold my beer"

He's trolling Threepio, too. "Oh you don't remember this? Yeah, snitches get memory-wiped, goldenrod, beep boop beep motherf*cker"
 
That's probably why R5 blew his motivator. After what R2 told him about Luke's dad, he'd rather kneecap himself than get involved with who knows what.
 
That's probably why R5 blew his motivator. After what R2 told him about Luke's dad, he'd rather kneecap himself than get involved with who knows what.
R2: ... and then he killed a room full of kids
R5: Hang on, I'm just gonna *BOOM*
R2: Well, crap. Here we go again. Hope the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
 
I mean . . . Threepio and Artoo are totes a couple, yes? That was always my read, anyway. So, like, when the whole memory wipe thing came up and was like hand-waved as almost a joke, I was like “fuck man so that shitty little droid just straight lies and gaslights his admittedly high-maintenance but ultimately very sweet life partner for, like, the next several DECADES??? Fuuuuuuuuck you, Artoo.”
 
R2 and Threepio are very much the Star Wars Odd Couple. They get on each other's nerves, but they love each other. Now R2 and Chopper? They're the Statler and Waldorf of the Star Wars universe (I can see S&W having committed several war crimes in their past too).

And the way I see it, all the questionable dialogue and loopholes can really be summed up by "From a certain point of view." George really gave himself a lot of leeway with that line, and both he and every other SW writer has milked that leeway for all it's worth. Heck, there are even those "From A Certain Point Of View" books that give us bite sized stories from side characters (ever wanted a short story from the Dianoga in the trash compactor that reveals it was force sensitive? You got it!), and the whole point of those stories are to create contradictions.
 
Two ways of looking at this I think: At worst that line now seems like it is an omission on her part, but it is still accurate that he served Bail Organa in the Clone Wars, and really whatever she says there doesn't change the storyline in ANH at all (I could also say if I wanted to justify it more that Leia doesn't know whether Ben might go back to hiding after he helps and doesn't want her knowledge of him seeming like anything more than "my Dad sent me" to protect herself). The one thing coming out of the Obi-Wan show that does impact ANH more to me is that Leia seems somewhat unbothered when Ben dies, but then again her whole planet just got blown up and she was recently tortured an yet she is making wisecracks about Chewbacca being a walking carpet so...her emotional state is likely off. It should be noted she has no actual dialog with Kenobi at all - I might agree more if she had a conversation with him and they did a "nice to meet you" thing as compared to hastily recorded message.
It's a valiant justification, but (for me personally and no one else maybe) I can't square the circle. We tend to default to our personal experiences and relationships even over more meaningful or important connections. Just in terms of how people talk, Kenobi's show causes it to make no sense at all for Leia to basically refer to Ben as her dad's friend and not the guy that protected her and developed a Wolf-and-Cub bond with her.
This is plenty of years later and Vader 100% knew Ben was around and active back then (on account of Ben almost slicing Vader's face in half), so there's no point in playing coy still and pretending it never happened or they don't know each other. It's just incredibly strange.
You're 100% correct that it doesn't change the story. But it also doesn't -jive- with the story, and that's still a problem to me.


The other way is more pragmatic in that there are already a half dozen things in ANH that future films/shows make odd, from Vader killing Luke's father to Luke crushing a bit on Leia to Vader being subservient to Tarkin to no Emperor being seen despite playing a huge role in RotS, so in the grand scheme of things this is pretty minor - its not like everything is airtight in the OT as is.
Oh no, I definitely agree. The OT contradicts itself a bit, for sure. And that's an issue. The -bigger- issue (in my mind) is when more shows and movies come along that compound the contradictions and make them even worse, or add new ones. Tarkin being in charge of Vader makes a lot of sense within the context of Tarkin being like a general and Vader being a 'knight' that's kind of outside the chain of command. Everything created post-OT damages the credibility of that argument, though.

If it were me adding to the continuity of Star Wars, I'd be heavily invested in, at the very least, avoiding contradicting the OT or adding more confusion to things from the OT wherever I possibly could. For instance -- Leia shouldn't have been in Obi-Wan's show. That fixes the 'Leia doesn't know Ben' problem. And you could basically still make the exact same show without it being Leia in the 'Cub' role.

Honestly, if you hadn't (I assume) seen SW so often, would the disconnect between that line and the Obi-Wan show even have registered?
Impossible to say, of course. I think... maybe? It depends on the 'when' as much as the 'how often.' Right? If you took someone that never saw Star Wars ever in their lives and knew nothing about it and got them to watch every show and movie in chronological order within the span of a couple of weeks - would they pick up this or that contradiction or problem? Obviously that depends on the astuteness of the watcher, but I believe the answer is a general 'yes.'

Especially if you factor in that the people most likely to really sit and watch this much Star Wars is going to be some type of nerd prone to deep-diving the material anyway.


Sure, its not like I'm saying I don't like Lando, so therefore I pretend he isn't in the story while watching TESB - that would require mental gymnastics* and be kind of absurd. But after consuming the ST, I can decide that even though I know that is the story in terms of the IP holder, I can prefer to think the story ends with everyone living happily ever after and the last real thing is RotJ. There should be some logic, either a clean stopping point, or a change in creators, etc., to support the "I'm good" reaction. If someone said they thought ANH works as stand alone film and rejects everything else, I could accept that position.
Absolutely.
What I meant was that it becomes harder to do that post-OT. For instance, if you don't accept the ST as canon, what do you do with anything that relies on the ST going forward? If there's a new trilogy about Rey that you really like - how do you square that circle against your not accepting the ST as canon? Or does one simply accept that they will never watch anything Star Wars ever again besides the OT to avoid the potential of having that problem?

The example I've used stands; I could choose to let go of my beloved Qui-Gon and just pretend the PT doesn't exist. But they reference FUCKING MIDICHLORIANS in Mandalorian. So now Mando can't exist for me either, or I have to do these weird mental gymnastics where I start picking and choosing specific -lines of dialogue- to pretend don't exist, and stuff like that. It becomes a lot harder when you move past just 'OT only' sort of head-canon.

I'm satisfied writing her experience with Ben as a child off as something she doesn't bring up to protect one or both of them should R2 get captured. His history in the clone wars is safe to bring up. I dunno, it's not as world breaking to me as Leia being Luke's sister.

I can't think of a single reason why sending an R2 unit to go find General Kenobi is okay, but that R2 unit having the information that Kenobi once helped Leia and they used to know each other isn't okay. 'You knew my dad' - safe. 'You knew me' - danger zone. No offense intended, of course, but that just makes absolutely no sense to me.


The droid stuff gets so fucking weird and complicated. And it's a conversation seemingly no one wants to have about Star Wars; Is Star Wars pro-slavery?
Because droids are sentient, right? It certainly wants us to react emotionally to their sacrifices. But whenever them remembering stuff isn't convenient, it's also cool to just wipe their memories like they don't matter. And also they are absolutely enslaved to fleshies. Solo decided to deal with this and it was just... so weird and definitely did not help either side of the conversation.
 
And you could basically still make the exact same show without it being Leia in the 'Cub' role.
Well, if you remove Leia, you lose the whole reason for Obi-Wan to go offworld in the first place, and cross Vader's radar, then have the encounters with him etc. Essentially, removing Leia, in my view, erases the show altogether.
I can't think of a single reason why sending an R2 unit to go find General Kenobi is okay, but that R2 unit having the information that Kenobi once helped Leia and they used to know each other isn't okay. 'You knew my dad' - safe. 'You knew me' - danger zone. No offense intended, of course, but that just makes absolutely no sense to me.
That's totally fair, and it's one of those things I probably just made a choice about. I know I'm one whose eye twitches about Boba Fett changing helmets mid-scene, but somehow this is something I can handwave. Also, no offense taken.
The droid stuff gets so fucking weird and complicated. And it's a conversation seemingly no one wants to have about Star Wars; Is Star Wars pro-slavery?
Eh... seems like it, yeah? Lucas set up some clear allegories then didn't carry it forward at all. Like nyub nyub, yay, we're all free! Oh, and the droids too!!!
Because droids are sentient, right? It certainly wants us to react emotionally to their sacrifices. But whenever them remembering stuff isn't convenient, it's also cool to just wipe their memories like they don't matter. And also they are absolutely enslaved to fleshies. Solo decided to deal with this and it was just... so weird and definitely did not help either side of the conversation.
Yeah, agreed. I'm kinda surprised no one had tackled this more actually.
 
Well, if you remove Leia, you lose the whole reason for Obi-Wan to go offworld in the first place, and cross Vader's radar, then have the encounters with him etc. Essentially, removing Leia, in my view, erases the show altogether.
You can certainly replace Leia, in my opinion. It doesn't need to be her. Obi-Wan just needs to feel sufficiently obligated to help whoever it is. Being that Obi-Wan isn't a real person, we can control how much agency he has in what moves him and what doesn't, with sufficient explanation to the audience.
What if he was protecting Leia's mom, and the realization that they, and Leia specifically, would never be safe kind of explains the 'she was sad' comment (presuming Leia considered Bail's wife to be her mother - even if not her birth mother). Being an adult, Breha would change the nature of the show.
What if Obi-Wan got the call about a child of a former Jedi like Mace? Not force-sensitive, so doesn't break the narrative, but Obi-Wan then has to struggle with his decision to help the child of an old friend escape the Empire, or potentially let the child die to keep babysitting Luke. Or maybe that child was originally in hiding WITH Leia on Alderaan and that child needs to be rescued and brought to safety because they know too much?

I'm sure, if anyone cared (which I'm positive no one does), I could write up ten or fifteen more possibilities for how Obi-Wan could mostly play out the same with a different child character, or could play out similarly but different in tone with a non-child supporting role.



Yeah, agreed. I'm kinda surprised no one had tackled this more actually.
I almost feel like the failure of Solo made sure this particular throughline would never, ever be explored again. SW, in general, seems to mostly want to distance itself from Solo. They even basically dumped Emilia Clarke and her entire potential storyline.
Maybe that's changing, though. Isn't the Maul project going to be about him doing the gangster thing as per the end of Solo?
Even so, I don't expect them to deal with droids again. That seemed to be rather disliked by audiences (probably didn't help that they decided to wrap the 'are droids slaves?' conversation up in the same package as 'Lando likes to fuck robots'). What a weird fucking movie.
 
You can certainly replace Leia
True, and the Breha idea is really interesting. That could absolutely work. BUT... you'd lose a lot of my favorite bits of the show, like her asking Obi-Wan about her parents. I get it doesn't jibe, totally get why that's an issue. But I loved those moments too much.
I almost feel like the failure of Solo made sure this particular throughline would never, ever be explored again
Right, and that's such a shame because it really did some things I wish they would have continued. Like recasting the original characters. And just having fun stories that don't really have a lot of impact on anything.
Isn't the Maul project going to be about him doing the gangster thing as per the end of Solo?
Yeah, I think so? Leading up to how he is in Solo.
What a weird fucking movie.
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The -bigger- issue (in my mind) is when more shows and movies come along that compound the contradictions and make them even worse, or add new ones. ... If it were me adding to the continuity of Star Wars, I'd be heavily invested in, at the very least, avoiding contradicting the OT or adding more confusion to things from the OT wherever I possibly could. For instance -- Leia shouldn't have been in Obi-Wan's show. That fixes the 'Leia doesn't know Ben' problem. And you could basically still make the exact same show without it being Leia in the 'Cub' role.

That's fair - I liked we saw some of Leia and how she would have become the radicalized Princess of the films. I admit, I was one who really liked the Obi-Wan show because it gave me just enough of a glimpse to not have Obi-Wan being a hermit for 20 years and Alderaan just being a plot point and Leia somehow being a leader of the Rebellion. So any inconsistencies are less important to me because I think it makes the story told in ANH better, the same way Andor does. So as is often the case, we all are more likely to defend what we like.

I will say I get it though that the more you introduce the more problem it causes. I liked it even though I find the Inquisitors to be a concept I don't much care for. My problem with their being a lot of surviving Jedi to hunt down is why they all went into hiding instead of trying to rally the order and do something - if it is basically Yoda and Obi-Wan as the OT implied, then I can understand why they decided to go to ground and hold their powder for another fight. If there are hundreds of Jedi still bopping around that are being tracked down, then they seem like cowards who abdicated their responsibility as Jedi - but that's a different discussion. And we see nothing like them at all in the OT, they seem out of place.

Especially if you factor in that the people most likely to really sit and watch this much Star Wars is going to be some type of nerd prone to deep-diving the material anyway.

Of course, I think if these had been written in order so the Obi-Wan show came first and then we got that dialog I'd be right there with you as "why phrase it like that?" Kind of how I can pinpoint the moment I lost confidence in the ST was when in the aftermath of Han's death you have Leia hug Rey as Chewie saunters by in the background. First time I saw that, despite being half exhausted because I had signed up for the marathon of the PT then OT then premiers of The Force Awakens, my brain did not like it. But I will excuse more for the reality of the writing process.

For instance, if you don't accept the ST as canon, what do you do with anything that relies on the ST going forward?

I'll watch it and see. I have no animosity to Rey or the characters they introduced, and I'd kind of be happy to see Rey in a story that isn't undercutting the OT and a story based around rebuilding the Jedi Order could be interesting, and if they aren't going to do it with Luke then do it with Rey. However if they decide to bring back Lando, Chewie et al just to kill them off by a resurrected Darth Maul and Count Dooku who Rey then kills in 3 seconds, I will have another SW film I will have no desire to watch again or see more of.

I'd phrase it this way - the fact I think they messed up with the ST doesn't change that I like the OT, and I'm not going to let that stupid story mean that as I watch the end of RotJ with them celebrating that I will now think of that not as a happy ending but as a bittersweet middle chapter since Han and Leia are heading towards a divorce, Luke will become bitter and die alone, and the Emperor will be back to kill billions again, and nearly most of what happened didn't really matter.
 
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