Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers

[Ru1977]

Is your avatar on where these are listed a fat, jolly, bearded man?

 

[altcunningham]

Hey, I've been losing weight.

No, it's the old Charlie's Angels parody of the hookups skateboard company logo.

 

[Ru1977]

Well damnit, I've got nothing.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

Selling a piece of 110+ year old furniture on Ebay. Guy offered me basically a 1/3 of the asking price then told me "it's got a giant chunk of wood missing from it" when I declined his offer. It's got a splintered side portion which amounts to a 1/4 inch wide splinter on one edge (easily patched or restained to maintain the authenticity of the piece).

Had to explain to him "Things from World War I are rarely found in mint condition."

Two weeks later it sells to another guy for full price without comment or complaint.

Always be willing to wait out the halfwits.

 

[altcunningham]

I finally did it.

Someone asked best price on a lot, so I recalculated it all to retail, tax, no lot discount, and told him we can go up from there, but it seems like that's the best price for meeting my goals.

 

[d2bruce]

I finally did it.

Someone asked best price on a lot, so I recalculated it all to retail, tax, no lot discount, and told him we can go up from there, but it seems like that's the best price for meeting my goals.

Well thought out and executed.

 

[joshsquash729]

What's the best price on a lot of deez nuts?

 

[DarthDre758]

 

[altcunningham]

What's the best price on a lot of deez nuts?

The saddest part of aging is the "cassettes or CDs? Why don't you CDs nuts in yo mouth" joke doesn't work anymore. Only vinyl resurged.

 

[joshsquash729]

The saddest part of aging is the "cassettes or CDs? Why don't you CDs nuts in yo mouth" joke doesn't work anymore. Only vinyl resurged.

Agreed. You could always try "Vinyl records? How about you record deez nuts slappin' your face?" or "You wanna spin some records? I got something else you can spin on.", though that doesn't have quite the same punch to it. It's a bit of a thinker, a bit of a mouthful. Kinda like deez nuts.

 

[Damien]

Only vinyl resurged.

In a more mainstream way that's true. BUT, there's a robust CD and Cassette collecting subset of metalheads and rocker kids. Probably more than any other genres I've seen. Even my daughter has a massive CD collection that she's amassed in only a couple of years, but only has a few albums.
Probably helps that vinyl is regularly double or more than double the cost of a CD. Vinyl collecting is prohibitively expensive.

 

[altcunningham]

That's heartening to hear. I still get CDs from artists when I can at shows because I don't want to lug the vinyl.

I remember when the cassettes started coming back for new releases with some artists I like, but I can't get nostalgic for that. Maybe as a coffee table piece, I don't know.

 

[Damien]

I find that I have nostalgia for music, but for whatever reason I never really attached to the delivery method. Moving away from physical media, the first thing I ever did was get rid of all my CDs (ironically, a few years before my daughter decided to collect CDs, from all the artists I just got rid of). Now, it's also fair to point out that I had enough CDs at one point to fill more space than my entire action figure collection takes up several times over. So, I was finding it increasingly more difficult to justify holding onto all of that stuff in an era when I can store it all, and ten times more, on something the size of my phone.

 

[altcunningham]

Same for me. Most of my media is things I got signed, which is a different collection.

Still have most of my old CDs, except what my sisters pillaged.