Ru1977
The Irishman
Is your avatar on where these are listed a fat, jolly, bearded man?
Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers
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altcunningham
Mr. Ana de Armas
Hey, I've been losing weight.
No, it's the old Charlie's Angels parody of the hookups skateboard company logo.
No, it's the old Charlie's Angels parody of the hookups skateboard company logo.
Ru1977
The Irishman
Well damnit, I've got nothing.
RichardSimmonsRobot
Aerobics Automaton
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Selling a piece of 110+ year old furniture on Ebay. Guy offered me basically a 1/3 of the asking price then told me "it's got a giant chunk of wood missing from it" when I declined his offer. It's got a splintered side portion which amounts to a 1/4 inch wide splinter on one edge (easily patched or restained to maintain the authenticity of the piece).
Had to explain to him "Things from World War I are rarely found in mint condition."
Two weeks later it sells to another guy for full price without comment or complaint.
Always be willing to wait out the halfwits.
Had to explain to him "Things from World War I are rarely found in mint condition."
Two weeks later it sells to another guy for full price without comment or complaint.
Always be willing to wait out the halfwits.
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altcunningham
Mr. Ana de Armas
I finally did it.
Someone asked best price on a lot, so I recalculated it all to retail, tax, no lot discount, and told him we can go up from there, but it seems like that's the best price for meeting my goals.
Someone asked best price on a lot, so I recalculated it all to retail, tax, no lot discount, and told him we can go up from there, but it seems like that's the best price for meeting my goals.
d2bruce
Ponderous
Well thought out and executed.
joshsquash729
Born on the cob
What's the best price on a lot of deez nuts?
DarthDre758
Choking on Bartman
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altcunningham
Mr. Ana de Armas
The saddest part of aging is the "cassettes or CDs? Why don't you CDs nuts in yo mouth" joke doesn't work anymore. Only vinyl resurged.
joshsquash729
Born on the cob
Agreed. You could always try "Vinyl records? How about you record deez nuts slappin' your face?" or "You wanna spin some records? I got something else you can spin on.", though that doesn't have quite the same punch to it. It's a bit of a thinker, a bit of a mouthful. Kinda like deez nuts.