Hilariously, this was part of my “bit” on Sunday. I overheard the host of the party referring to the plural of “Krampus” as “krampusi” before my big entrance, so
I made sure to correct him in front of the kids (“uhhh, the correct plural form is “krampussen” but I guess you don’t care; typical intolerance against my family.”), then I insisted I had an actual name and “Krampus” was the family name. I said my name was “Heinrich Krampus, but unless you are on the Naughty List you can call me Rick”. Then a kid raises a hand and says “Rick can I ask you a question?” And I was all “oooh not so fast, kid, I said you could call me Rick if you WEREN’T on the naughty list”.
HEHEHEHEH.