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I mean that in a good way!
 
Do you get to keep any children you put into your sack? Kid are good at fixing things like watches. Tiny fingers. So... could come in handy.
 
Damien said:
Do you get to keep any children you put into your sack? Kid are good at fixing things like watches. Tiny fingers. So... could come in handy.
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D’awww!

. . . well, I just texted my wife, and she said she’ll clean all of her dresses out of the guest room, so . . . I guess we’re “adopting” tonight!!

Uh. Hey DoJ guy reading this: I’m kidding!

Ha ha no one from the current DoJ is competent enough to recognize satire!

. . . wait! Are those sirens?!?

FUCK.

Krampus is on the run, fuckers!!!!


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AceofKnaves said:
D’awww!

. . . well, I just texted my wife, and she said she’ll clean all of her dresses out of the guest room, so . . . I guess we’re “adopting” tonight!!

Uh. Hey DoJ guy reading this: I’m kidding!

Ha ha no one from the current DoJ is competent enough to recognize satire!

. . . wait! Are those sirens?!?

FUCK.

Krampus is on the run, fuckers!!!!


🫠
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Ridiculous that you think the current DOJ wouldn't be first in line to just try to buy the kids. They have a whole-ass island for that.


Have fun!
 
Not to drudge up the kid talk, but my boyfriend and I went to visit his best friend in Maine this past weekend for her daughter's 3rd birthday, and man that kiddo is cute. So funny and smart, and, as weird as it is to say, so easy to get along with. Some kids are little devils, but she was so calm- the kind of kid that just makes you happy because of all the joy they're getting out of the littlest things.

It always gets me thinking about having kids myself and if I really do want them. I enjoy kids enough for the most part, and kids seem to really like me and how goofy and awkward I am, but I wonder how much of that is because they're not mine and I know there's an escape at the end of the day. I'm a guy who not only wants, but needs his sleep, his quiet, all that. Not to mention the monetary aspect, when it's hard enough to come by funds as-is. It's a bit more difficult and ivolved for same sex couples, since I ain't got a lady friend to do the deed with, so it's a matter of finding a good donor or surrogate or what have you. Adopting is always an option, of course, but my boyfriend and I stubbornly want to continue our bloodlines somehow. I also haven't really done any sort of testing or anything to see how efficient the ol' boys really are. I went through some cancer treatments a number of years back around that region and, perhaps stupidly, have never really followed up to see if anyone's still swimming.

I definitely worry about the genetics of it all too. My sister, as much as I love her and can see how far she's come, definitely did inherit a lot of my Dad's anger issues, and I know it's played a part in raising her kiddo. Granted, I'm in therapy to help with a lot of that and she isn't, so maybe I'd be better, but I do certainly worry about having kids and not raising them right or passing something along via genetics or attitude. I think I want to make up for his faults and be such a good parent that I may end up circling back around to being kind of a crappy, impatient one. I know it's something everyone struggles with, but I just know I'd be harder on myself than I probably need to be.

I suppose I'll let things play out. If I'm destined to have kiddos, then I will. If not, I'll continue being the (hopefully) cool Guncle that I am now. I wouldn't mind dressing up as Krampus or the Grinch for the kiddos in my life.
 
DarthDre758 said:
You caught me. I'm anthropomorphic-ist.
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Hilariously, this was part of my “bit” on Sunday. I overheard the host of the party referring to the plural of “Krampus” as “krampusi” before my big entrance, so
I made sure to correct him in front of the kids (“uhhh, the correct plural form is “krampussen” but I guess you don’t care; typical intolerance against my family.”), then I insisted I had an actual name and “Krampus” was the family name. I said my name was “Heinrich Krampus, but unless you are on the Naughty List you can call me Rick”. Then a kid raises a hand and says “Rick can I ask you a question?” And I was all “oooh not so fast, kid, I said you could call me Rick if you WEREN’T on the naughty list”.
HEHEHEHEH.
 
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