YHS/TOY ANXIETY Cryptoids?

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Cryptoids on Instagram: "🌎 CRYPTOIDS: War For The Green Planet 👁️ Wave 1 Reveal: Squonk - Cryptoid Companion 🐖 1/12 Scale Figure Hidden in the Hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, full of self loathing, always wet and always wrinkled. Incomplete, Squonk

293 likes, 39 comments - cryptoidstoys on January 12, 2026: "🌎 CRYPTOIDS: War For The Green Planet 👁️ Wave 1 Reveal: Squonk - Cryptoid Companion 🐖 1/12 Scale Figure Hidden in the Hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, full of self loathing, always wet and always wrinkled. Incomplete, Squonk wanders...
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They made a Squonk! This line rules!
 
I'd never heard of a Squonk before it being announced in this line. Saddest cryptid ever!
 
I swear I saw one outside the perimeter of Pymatuning Deer Park.

This was in the early 90s. We were feeding the animals, and made our way around the outside when this weird pig, cow looking thing with strangely human looking features came up to the fence. I will never forget those human like eyes and that weird wide smile. We stood there trying to figure out what we were looking at before my Dad decided to give it some food.

It gacked the shit out of his hand, made some weird, appreciative sounding grunt, and then took off.

I didn't think about it again until seeing this figure and reading up on it, and damn does the description sure match. Like to a tee.
 
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