U.S. Politics

[Goldbug]

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totally what is happening today

21 minutes ago
Charlie Kirk had 'no hate in his heart': Tucker Carlson
16 minutes ago
Stephen Miller delivers heated remarks: 'We are the storm'
Florida congresswoman likens Kirk to Washington, JFK, MLK

 

[vicious]

If you're a working woman and you back Charlie Kirk, you're a human contradiction. Have some self-respect.

 

[jonaskane]

Every time they liken him to MLK it makes me want to vomit.

And I've seen a bunch of them calling him the 'voice of truth'. All I can see is the Voice of London from V for Vendetta.

 

[SDcomics]

Soon.

 

[Ru1977]

Every time they liken him to MLK it makes me want to vomit.

Echoed. And vomit with a painfully confused look on my face.

 

[docsilence]

Announces at the kirk funeral that he has an "answer to autism" and jesus fuck, guys, my heart goes out to anyone who has a documented diagnosis or has kids who have documented diagnoses because we've got literal eugenicists in the cabinet and this makes me want to throw up with worry.

Related - talking about "never let them put on paper who you are" with an elder gay, one of my very best friends who survived the AIDS epidemic as a man in his 20s in the 80s who NEVER came out. We all know, the people who matter know, and he's said to me time and time again "part of me is jealous of these new generations who can be out without fear, and part of me is worried sick that some day people will make lists and the only ones of us who will make it out are the hidden ones like me."

 

[altcunningham]

We have A.I. Charlie Kirk reading scripture to a whole bunch of people... and I didn't look but I assume a lot of them are weeping?

Why not just go all the way and have A.I. JC come along and tell everyone he is back and Trump is Lord? If nothing else, it seems more cunning for A.I. to take over than what Skynet was pulling.

Isn't that interesting that we do have the means (via tech and modern idiots) to make American Jesus, but instead they put their faith and power into conservative white podcast bros?

Hayley Williams this year in her song True Believer:

They put up chainlink fences underneath the biggest bridges
They pose in Christmas cards with guns as big as all their children
They say that Jesus is the way but then they gave him a white face
So they don't have to pray to someone they deem lesser than them

 

[jonaskane]

American Jesus, indeed. Overwhelming millions every day.

 

[Ru1977]

It's really about time they break away from pretending to follow Christ. Just do the Church of the Insatiable Greed and lets get on with it.

 

[jonaskane]

Is this legit? No idea. Is it funny? You're fuckin' a right it is.

 

[docsilence]

I know they're probably evil like every other corporation, but every once in a while Pornhub gives the right people a full fledged middle finger and I appreciate that.

 

[docsilence]

Speaking of corporations giving people the middle finger, Disney realizing they done fucked up and reversing their Kimmel decision is very late and a bit of a wimpy-worded reversal, but it brings me great joy to picture an orange sausage of a human being hucking a can of coke across the oval office today when he reads that.

 

[joshsquash729]

Speaking of corporations giving people the middle finger, Disney realizing they done fucked up and reversing their Kimmel decision is very late and a bit of a wimpy-worded reversal, but it brings me great joy to picture an orange sausage of a human being hucking a can of coke across the oval office today when he reads that.

Oh, come on, you know he can't throw worth shit. Not with that physique and those Blue Man Group hands of his.

 

[Ru1977]

So he basically dropped it on his own lap and made his chair stickier?

 

[akajomiha]

I think the IV bruises are from Diet Coke injections. Turns out his ass can't handle the enemas anymore.