The Complaint Thread

Goddamnit. I cannot stand Eli Roth but now I kinda wanna see what happens.
I don't much care for him either, but I actually had a good time with Thanksgiving. It doesn't take itself too terribly seriously. Certainly skews more "Scream" than "Halloween", at least in terms of tone. There's certainly some gratuitous gross-out moments, but it's not too bad.

Alright, everyone should do their top five Christmas songs now. I'll start:

  1. Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid
  2. Happy Xmas - John Lennon
  3. Christmas Is All Around - Billy Mack (which is actually Bill Nighy)
  4. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
  5. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
For my money, the voice of Christmas isn't Mariah, it's firmly Darlene Love.

My #1 is "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"- no specific version; it encapsulates everything that Christmas is to me- joyous, nostalgic, with a touch of bittersweet melancholy. After that, I feel like it varies year-to-year. Christmastime for the Jews has been getting a lot of airplay the last couple years since I started dating a Jew. Brownie points for the Bill Nighy shoutout, though; he's definitely the best part of that movie, and a vastly underrated actor.
 
THE PEANUTS THEME SONG IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG!!!!
and now back to your regular complaints
That Vince Guaraldi Christmas song in the Peanuts special is an eldritch tune created specifically to break your heart in a profound way that no words can explain. It's a musical equivalent of someone stepping on your grave.
 
These are the Christmas songs that immediately sprang to mind. This year, I'll try to figure out if any of the classics—like those by Bing Crosby and his ilk—are worth a damn. I lean toward no.

 
That Vince Guaraldi Christmas song in the Peanuts special is an eldritch tune created specifically to break your heart in a profound way that no words can explain. It's a musical equivalent of someone stepping on your grave.
Didn't Arrested Development have that music (or a sound-alike) whenever George Michael was moping and once when an adult was?
 
I hate how Amazon will just send you someone else's return, with a packing sticker partially torn-off, the box beaten to hell and back, retaped shut, and then they have the nerve to tell you that you need to return it to get a replacement. I'm going to spend the time to make a stink about it and get a free replacement, fuck taking 30 minutes out of my day to drive to the UPS store because you sent me a used item.
 
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